if you saw the Steampunk cards and thought "this event can't be THAT ridiculous", I'm here to inform you that the prologue is literally PasuPare seeing a UFO crash, finding an injured mole inside it, and hiding it from the supposed authorities heading their way

//e: IT GETS WEIRDER I'm so glad I decided to read this event

we give Misaki a lot of rightful credit but do you ever think about how Chisato must feel sometimes being the only sane one in PasuPare

she's surrounded by a samurai otaku, a genius who has trouble communicating, a former studio drummer who's not really what you'd call a natural idol, and a leader who lacks confidence and messes up a lot

I feel like at this point she's like "these girls are idiots, but they're my idiots, so it's okay". she's team mom. idk the recent (JP) event just gave me this feeling, at one point she gives the others advice and they end up taking it in ... their own weird ways, so it was more of an "uh I guess if I could help you that's good", but like, lovingly. if you get what I mean

happy bornday to me i guess lmao

FINALLY I DID IT

The Rise and Fall of Bushido Dad

Wild West beauty meet October Fest sweetie.

well then, i guess we’re all weak

sauce

My BABAE—cries tears of joy but looks like extreme pain because WHY NOT

WAAAAH YOU ARE SO AMAZINGLY UNSURE!!

Like my mental—oh wait...mental stability? What’s that, a food? Hmm...never heard of it. LOLLLL

We have 2 songs about choco coronets. WHEN IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN?

not bandori related but im just here to say that my last day of highschool is on wednesday and i feel excited but also scared cause then ill have to adult