i realized i havent talked here abt the news yet

so heres an update

going ape shitt over morfonica and raise a suilen. i kiss the ground bushiroad walks on.

(also heres a nanami for the occasion)

guess who just spent 20k stars on the girls band life gacha rerun and got zero 4 stars :)))) im actually gonna cry, why does yukina hate me so much

// update: 22.5k stars, ONE 4 star and it was a Rinko I already had. fuck this

// 2nd update: I GOT HER!!!

What in the fresh fuck

can ppl stop naming themselves stuff like "kaoru plz f*ck me" its not funny its disgusting especially on an app that many kids play

no offense to anyone, but i'm fucking tired of the d4dj spam.

you know what??

fuck pink notes

Maybe an unpopular opinion?

Afterglow’s reasoning for being a band is pretty............slapped together.

Like, the only reason they’re a band is so Ran isn’t lonely. But...they’re only in different classes. I’d understand if it was different schools, but different classes? It’s not that serious.

Afterglow was pretty needlessly dramatic about it too. “Oh no, we’re in a different classes.” “This is the first time this happened” “I sure hope Ran’s going to be alright.” And I’m just over here like “IT’S JUST DIFFERENT CLASSES!”

I mean, come on. They still have before school, after school, meeting up in the hallway during breaks, the weekends. They didn’t seem too bothered at cutting classes meet up with Ran on the roof as she’s writing edgy 13-year-old ‘my soul is so black. No one can ever understand my suffering’ poems so what’s the problem here!

I just wanted to step through my screen and shake this girl and yell out, “RAN, YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING BABY THAT NEEDS PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU! YOU CAN SURVIVE A FEW HOURS OF THE DAY WITHOUT THEM! YOU ACT LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO EXPLODE IF THEY’RE NOT WITHIN 2 INCHES OF YOU AND YOU WON’T! YOU’LL STILL BE HERE! YOU’LL STILL BE PRESENT! NOW SIT YOUR EDGY ASS DOWN!”

Did the writers expect me to go “Aww” at the story? Cause I’m not. Instead, I’m going “This premise is so dumb”.

It seemed less of a story of best friends getting together to form a band and more of they need to form a band because Ran can’t function without the others.

my bf: we need to leave in 5 minutes or we're gonna be late

me: yeah yeah

my bf: don't start a game or something, we really have to go, I'm serious

me: wtf I won't

my phone, loud af: *bushimo*

shit

to the surprise of nobody at all, the new RAS songs are fucking bops. they really never disappoint and I wish my voice was more suited to their songs so I could properly sing them

i've come to make an announcement, ran mitake is a bitchass motherfucker, she shredded on my fucking wife, THAT'S RIGHT she whipped her red fucking gibson guitar out and shredded on my fucking wife, and then she said her voice was "this big" and i said "thats disgusting," so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, mitake-san you've got a small voice, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my voice looks like! hahproooshhh That's Right Babey! all vocal chords, no edits, no autotune, listen here it sounds like Two Sirens And A God. she fucked my wife, so guess what, i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER VOICE!! except i'm not singing on the earth, i'm gonna go higher. i'm singing on the MOON!! how do you like that marina-san, i sang on the moon you IDIOT!!! you have 23 hours before my teeth fall down and hit the earth, now get out of my sight before i sing at you too.

THE NEW CARDS ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY I’M GAY I CAN’T BREATHE