Another story for y'all 🤣

So im at the park, the playground to be exact. Sometimes i just like to sit on the swings and relax you know??? So i go to the bench to put my water bottle down and i feel somebody slap me in the back. It was a lil boy. I thought it was an accident so i shrugged it off

The kid comes up to me and calls me "bean head" im like ok whatever weird kid, so i say the same thing back and he laughs and leaves. So im sitting on the swing minding my own business and the kid comes up to me and calls me a "monkey head". Im like ???? And he leaves again.

You'd think he's done by now but NOPE he comes back AGAIN and he calls me "bitch head" y'aaallll i couldnt believe my ears and eyes. This lil boy swore at me 😭 I told him "do you know what you just said? thats a bad word!" And he starts laughing.

So i leave the playground to go for a nice walk. As i come back near the park (im walking on a track) the lil demon comes up to me AGAIN and he starts saying "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and im like "who are you talking to like that??? You're too young to be swearing like that"

I walk past the park for my walk and he starts following me. Luckily i was talking to some nice ladies in the park, so as this kid was following me saying "fuck you" repeatedly (for god knows why lmao) this lady yells "HEY! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT? THATS A GROWN WOMAN" and the kid was shook af 🤣 he was like "i was just walking" and the lady was like "I saw you bothering her" and he left

Y'all this boy was like 9 😭 where was his mom and dad? Where was the butt whooping? Kids are just demons these days i swear 😂

the prologue of this event summarised briefly yet accurately

Rimi: let's watch this new (horror) movie together, Misaki-chan!

Misaki: sure

Kasumi & Kokoro: ooooh you're watching a movie! we wanna see too, is it fun?

Rimi: it is!!! I'm so happy, we'll all go together

Misaki: uh idk about that. I mean it's about zombies

Kasumi: .......... fuck

lil rant ahead, sorry guys :(

so uh... school is almost over. i'm done with everything, we don't even get hw anymore.

german went well--i got a 10/10. i don't want to sound like i'm not happy, because i sure am. i'm so damn proud of myself, i could cry (actually... i cried).

so what's the matter? my teacher. as you may know, she's my favourite teacher. i love her way of teaching and just her classes in general, but she also helped me emotionally.

flashback to late march. i was feeling super down, i felt useless and stupid. i went to talk with my school therapist after having a breakdown, and when she had to go, my german teacher approached me and asked me what was wrong. i won't give too much details but she really changed me, because we're actually pretty similar. when we were done talking, she told me "Aoi, please, i know it's hard, but please be happy". "I will!" I said. i felt so much happier after that, it was ridiculous.

whenever someone tells me "you just like her because you're good at her subject and she likes that! favouritism!!" (for context basically no one likes her/her subject) i just reply with "i mean, of course she's going to like a student that works, just like any other teacher would do..." but she's not "any other teacher".

so... why am i so sad? it's because she's leaving. she isn't going to be with us next year, and it makes me mad. i'm happy i could meet her, but i didn't know it would only last a year. i'm also afraid our new teacher might not give a shit about the students (my past English teacher was like that--she got mad when i finished earlier than the others), because this is my favourite subject and i don't want anyone to ruin it.

sorry for the rant, but i just really wish she could still teach us German (or any other subject tbh)

Rimi in her 4* - “IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVEN SO MUCH AS BREATHS IN THE VICINITY OF MY CORONETS, I’M BUSTING A CAP IN ALL YOUR DEAD ASSES!!!!!!!!!!”

(#LetRimiCurse2k19)

It sounds like Kokoro is singing "Gay ass, gay ass - I want a gay ass" in Taiyou Iwaku Moeyo Chaos and I still can't unhear it...

Squeals I so can’t fucking wait to display these beauties. I definitely will have to collect them all to be the best Pokémon trainer in the land.

YUKINA THREE STAR PARTY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YUKINA1STWIN

fam lmao im done. i opened up gbp today and i get assaulted with this. i try not to be knowledgeable on future events bc it spoils for the fun for me, so i had no idea this was coming. i didnt even know what to say at first?? this is why my mom roasts these girls when they make cards like this

lisa if u dont take ur nutcracker looking headazz somewhere and sit down child. im not trying to see no kid booty get that thing out of my face . u ripe tomato headazz, mr. krabs headazz. u wanna be living like larry so bad but ur not a lobster. u damn shrimp. look at her face like she already know she hella grounded for this one. this that face u make when ur dad shows up at the mall too and ur soul temporarily leaves ur body bc ur supposed to be at school. after u get busted u sittin in ur dads car and u got this same face the entire ride home bc u know ur getting whooped later.

clearly i would make a good father

so uhh nobody asked but i feel obligated to pay tribute to the (belated) birthday of my all time favorite character, hina! anybody who takes time to read this i will absolutely cherish, but i just want to express the enjoyment i've derived from this painful mobile game over the past 2 years and the happiness i've experienced from a teal-haired pixel 2d anime girl

before the game released to jp, i was keeping updated with it for about a month prior. i initially fell for arisa and aya just from introductions and the first week or so of the game. little did i know, some girl named hina hikawa would come in and TEAR APART the competition

i can't really pinpoint what first drew me to her, because it all sort of hit me at once. i started reading the pasupare story, and as soon as i heard her start talking and looked into her personality, i KNEW that the number one spot had been replaced.

i've always been drawn to energetic types of characters, however, hina is very VERY unique. she had so much more depth than i ever could have expected - she was a genius, and it left her unable to properly understand other people's struggles. i felt so inclined to finish the pasupare story to watch as hina grew to be so much more understanding of her bandmates and people overall.

i love her humor. something about her backhanded compliments always gets a laugh out of me and reading her interactions with other bandori girls makes me light up!

speaking of her relationships, let's talk about her and our other birthday girl (and my 5th best girl), sayo! i could talk on and on about my love for them. the tanabata festival event is one of my favorites EXACTLY for this reason. sayo's inferiority complex is something i can heavily relate to myself, as well as hina's desire to have the same relationship they had as kids. they both care for eachother so much and it makes me so happy to see the different ways they show appreciation for eachother (ex. hina bringing sayo fries in garupa pico, and sayo taking hina's guitar to play in season 2). although they're rather subtle, the hikawa sisters relationship as a whole makes me SO happy., and seeing how sayo has warmed up to hina so much more warms my heart. i just LOVE these girls so damn much and they are the perfect example of polar opposites done right.

now, onto the part where hina hikawa robs me of my money

i've been saving pulls on top of pulls for hina since her first 4* released on jp. to my luck, of course, i didn't get her first card despite pulling about 5 times. or her second card. or her third.

at this rate, i had given up on playing jp bandori as i had a pretty unappealing account with about 4 4 star cards at rank 110ish. this was when bandori en was announced. what is this? ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET MY FAVORITE GIRL?! to put it lightly, you could say i was ecstatic. the day en gbp came out, i started saving as many stars as i could.

a few months later, the day comes to pull for tanabata hina. i have 10 pulls ready and i'm feeling confident. well... that confidence was quickly beat into the ground when i got all 3 star pulls. until the final one. i saw those rainbow glowsticks and FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. i tabbed and at the very end, i was greeted with tanabata sayo.

while i would've happily taken her had i not spent 25k stars on a card that didn't show up, bitter wasn't even a strong enough word to describe how i felt. i continued playing bandori after, but i was beginning to lose motivation. i had been trying so hard for a long time to get even a single card of this girl.

i pretty much went on a hiatus until about august of last year, where i started searching around for starter accounts because i got so fed up with wasting money and pulls to get nothing, and i found my perfect account - all of hina's 4 star cards to date (which was 3 at the time), and birdcage yukina. a 4 4 star starter, which i was more than satisfied with.

i took the account for a pretty decent price, imo, for $30. and with that, i grew that account massively. in the 6 or so months i've had it, it's gone from a 4 4 star card starter to 37 fucking 4 star cards, which is absolutely unbelievable considering i nearly left a game i loved dearly because of having terrible luck.

i won't make this go on any longer than it already has, but i'll just go on to say that hina has been incredibly generous to me. out of 7 pulls for her halloween card, she managed to come out on the VERY. LAST. PULL. as for constellation hina, i went a bit nuts and spent 100 dollars for extra pulls thinking that i would need them, despite getting her on my second pull along with western tomoe and constellation sayo!

just to summarize, i just want to say i love you so much hina. happy birthday you sweet, pure angel. i hope it's just as boppin' as you are. thank you for blessing me so much, you will always be my #1. <3

and my massively unfinished ita bag <3

I've been thinking about this a bunch recently so why not post about it ... I introduce you to my one (1) BanDori sexuality hc, aromantic Moca

yeah sure she flirts with a lot of people but with her it always felt more like friendly teasing to me. like, she does it in the same way that I flirt with my friends, esp Moca/Ran feels like me & my best friend, we like to joke that we're married and make inappropriate jokes and all but we couldn't even be attracted to each other if we wanted to (I'm aro, he's gay lol). Moca's actually surprisingly deep but doesn't like showing it, so I can totally see it being a way of making others feel better, too, kinda like how Kaoru enjoys making people feel wanted. that and she just loves fucking with people pff

the Girl's Anthology event has been fuelling this hc for me too ... Himari talking about her shoujo manga lovestory with Kaoru and Moca just going and making it into a government conspiracy sci-fi story instead is such a mood you don't even know.

also she just ... she secretly cares so much about everybody ... Moca has so much love to give

idk she just gives me those Vibes thanks for coming to my TED Talk

FUCK YES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my heart is still racing owjgjreijkfetnjoitegfkgjiktbobgoqbojqebjlnqtbn