fam lmao im done. i opened up gbp today and i get assaulted with this. i try not to be knowledgeable on future events bc it spoils for the fun for me, so i had no idea this was coming. i didnt even know what to say at first?? this is why my mom roasts these girls when they make cards like this

lisa if u dont take ur nutcracker looking headazz somewhere and sit down child. im not trying to see no kid booty get that thing out of my face . u ripe tomato headazz, mr. krabs headazz. u wanna be living like larry so bad but ur not a lobster. u damn shrimp. look at her face like she already know she hella grounded for this one. this that face u make when ur dad shows up at the mall too and ur soul temporarily leaves ur body bc ur supposed to be at school. after u get busted u sittin in ur dads car and u got this same face the entire ride home bc u know ur getting whooped later.

clearly i would make a good father