SHE CAN GRAB THAT BASS AND HIT ME ON THE HEAD AND I WOULD’NT CARE

GOSH BEST GIRL ILY

We need more of this.

Kasumi "Galaxy Brain" Toyama

hi y'all, how are u?? mind if i pet u??

okay can we talk about this sticker. i never would have expected it, but this sticker has been such a complete new favorite for me, it's literally perfect. it's the ultimate sticker in my arsenal of dad stickers thus far, like u cant beat it.

when i use it i feel like that dad where u got that one daughter and its all, "uh oh, my daughter is getting older. shes too cool for me to pick her up and tickle her anymore. now shes always kicking me out of her room n stuff dang i gotta think of a new greeting,," and then ur daughter emerges from her cool teenager hideout suddenly and this is the first thing u blurt out to her. "mind if i pet u?" but rly she loves u still and would love a fatherly pat on the head ofc what child wouldnt

the current best way to use it, ive found, is after a game where we manage to get SS rank as a team. first i send "not bad..." and then "mind if i pet u??" like. i want y'all to know u did a rly good job and i got dad pride for u guys. i used to send "the fruits of our labor" but i feel like this one is just way more nurturing. who knew the most complex part about bandori could be the rare stamps wow

DAYUMMM!!

(plus, this tsugu 😍)

I think bandorisona trend already died but I updated mine on an edit-

big bruh moment. i now love rinko with all my heart uwu

Ahhh! My darling Tsugumi!

honestly april fools day feels like it was 3 days ago but its been NINE

what is happening why is everything going so fast

hey banpa beans im supposed to be sleep rn but!!! UGGGGHHH!!! i recovered my bandori account a few days ago and idk im so excited lately i cant even sleep. and when im excited i start feeling mean u feel me... y'all temporarily knocked the villain out of me bc i made a video picking on y'all and u guys were like "omg s o f t b o i" and that messed w/ ur boy's head for a quick second. y'all had me thinking i wasnt really a villain or something but nAHH FAM I STILL GOT IT OK ... i still wanna fight watch me make another video and pick on y'all again i will get u guys to fear me as u should (also like,, i wanna talk about best bandori covers and stuff w/ u guys hehe bUT mostly u should fear me 😤)

oh and also if u havent read the valentine's en event story pls do?? and IF U HAVE READ IT ... DID U LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DID PLS SAY YES ... i havent read an event in 2 or so months legit but this one was so wholesome and pure SLKJDFG precious babby moca just causes trouble wherever she goes and picks on everyone she is my kin and i'd stand shoulder to shoulder w/ her if she were tall enough ahhHHHH!!! GET OUT OF HERE MOCA U MIGHT PICK ON EVERYONE BUT THERES ALWAYS A BIGGER FISH!!!

aaaaa fam my drums rly bout to get yeeted into my house in almost two weeks 😤 ive been practicing super hard y'all!! im out here trying to make my sparkly pastel daughters proud u know what i mean. i still dont have enough glitter when i practice pastel songs tho. idk how maya does it but i will bring honor to them as any ... uh?? father who brings honor i guess?? should do for his daughters yah lets go with thaT IM SO EXCITED KDLHDFG D R U M S!!!