hi y'all, how are u?? mind if i pet u??

okay can we talk about this sticker. i never would have expected it, but this sticker has been such a complete new favorite for me, it's literally perfect. it's the ultimate sticker in my arsenal of dad stickers thus far, like u cant beat it.

when i use it i feel like that dad where u got that one daughter and its all, "uh oh, my daughter is getting older. shes too cool for me to pick her up and tickle her anymore. now shes always kicking me out of her room n stuff dang i gotta think of a new greeting,," and then ur daughter emerges from her cool teenager hideout suddenly and this is the first thing u blurt out to her. "mind if i pet u?" but rly she loves u still and would love a fatherly pat on the head ofc what child wouldnt

the current best way to use it, ive found, is after a game where we manage to get SS rank as a team. first i send "not bad..." and then "mind if i pet u??" like. i want y'all to know u did a rly good job and i got dad pride for u guys. i used to send "the fruits of our labor" but i feel like this one is just way more nurturing. who knew the most complex part about bandori could be the rare stamps wow