Guys

Country Roads covered by Hello Happy World

guys, it's santa month! you know what that means? you should write christmas lists so rngesus santa will deliver the cards you want~ as for me, i'm saving for dreamfes, so here is my bandori christmas list for rngesus-sama santa!

a 4-star of any of the following girls:

• ran (ran is adorable and i love her and if santa ignores me i'm miracle ticket-ing her)
• tomoe (i love both udagawas and her 4-stars are all amazing)
• yukina (queen. loves cats. pls come, we need you-)

or, alternatively, any of these dream cards:

let's see if this ritual works whenever the next dreamfes starts...!

Man I can't believe Ran is in Smash.

Saw this trend going around so..!

this is my wishlist~ (it's mostly for the next year since I won't be able to scout until around July oof)

Credit to Hagu for the idea!

Appreciation post for Tae's singing in B.O.F. I didn’t even realize it was her at first. Her voice is SO GOOD WOW and between that and those SEXY ASS GUITAR RIFFS, it's safe to say that Otsuka Sae is the real MVP on this track.

(Not to imply that Kasumi doesn't totally kill it as well, because she does)

Right it is time to report on the results of the masterpiece of a culinary survey

First off

• Regarding the pineapple on pizza debate, 'no' beat 'yes' but it was actually pretty close. One person was so horrified that they felt the necessity to append 88 exclamation marks to their no, another said 'the Lord rebuke u'—if this Lord you are referring to is Gordon Ramsay then I accept the rebuke (for the record, I don't particularly like pineapple on pizza but neither do I consider it an abomination so in a way I am guilty)
• There was a three-way tie among people identifying as 'fresh,' 'microwaved' and 'raw,' followed by 'frozen.' To the person who said 'Eaten 500 centuries ago,' I pay my respects. Update: 'individually packaged' kinda scares me . . . how many of you are there and are you still multiplying
• Over half of you are confused ravioli that is so cute ahh. Runner-up was people setting themselves on fire at 33.3% and honestly I relate to both of these
• Some of you who thought Gordon would enjoy Michelle Monakas didn't say the same for choco cornets and I am assuming you picked the first option for the former question solely for my amazing pun
• Garupa Pico MasterChef edition, no surprises there. A third of you thought Lisa's cookies would save the set from destruction though and that is heartening
• I like how absolutely no one thinks Gordon Ramsay would win a shouting match against the Bandori girls. Chisato, Tomoe and Arisa took the prizes in that order. The response about Ran trying to shout but singing high notes instead killed me thank you

The Kitchen Nightmares stories were very entertaining, props to all of you. Some quotes for your amusement:

• Gordon yelling "THIS ISN'T A PLACE FOR FRIENDS!!" at Hagu
• '"wait you mean you're not the talent scout for Chopped?" and there's kind of this awkward silence while Gordon turns to look into the camera'
• 'Ran accidentally drops a chocolate cake on Gordon. He yeets her into the sun.'
• 'kaoru gets destroyed by trying to put a maruchan instant lunch into a microwave'
• 'the beautiful man gallantly strolls into ran's restaurant, which is tellingly called "runny ran's". runny is referring to runny diarrhea. naturally gordon is immediately afflicted with diarrhea as he feels what remnants remain of his soul falling out through his butt cheeks.'

I loved reading about your wholesome experiences—friends, romance, weddings, animals, money, memes—all of them warmed my heart. The people who said they liked the survey or that taking the survey was their wholesome experience are too sweet, thankies. Zyra yours was the cutest thing and I am super awkward with physical contact too so I relate and I'm so glad you found a kindred spirit. And Amarena, I'm really happy for you! I'm a disgrace who never got into Hamilton but I did have a chance to see Lea Salonga sing 'Burn' live and loved it

Now lastly . . .

• To a certain fluffy alpaca, I'm sorry to say it's futile to attempt to evade Gordon Ramsay's grasp. He's probably onto you at this very moment but if it's any consolation I also cannot cook to save my life and we can perish together. It pleased me that you insinuated I might be Gordon Ramsay though, that's the highest compliment anyone can possibly receive
• To a certain itsumodoori flamboyant peacock who first claimed to be Gordon Ramsay, then spelt Gordon's name wrong, then turned around and claimed to be me instead, do you happen to be having an identity crisis because if so that is quite concerning and I advise you to seek help. For your information I do not have a 'crush' on Gordon Ramsay and I feel rather insulted by that accusation. Does one simply have a crush on God? Absolutely not. This is a devotion that runs much deeper, a spiritual path I have sworn never to stray from for the entirety of my fleeting existence. Please learn some respect and refrain from making such childish, profane comments (I love you lmao)

And that will be all, thank you all for your time. BanPa is amazing I'm so glad to be here

Oh!! I see that Christmas wish list thing going around!! I'm gonna do it to~

That's it! That's all I want!

....Actually yeah not it's not just that but!! I love her!!

All of them! All of her! Actually I have a lot more but!! It's like almost 3:30am so I'm gonna make another one without any Moca cards when I actually get to have time on my computer!

As I mentioned in my previous post, I have seven fanbands (yes I have a problem)

Here's one of them!

Grim? Love!

GuriRa is a band created by vocalist and guitarist Yumi Nagako with the intention of being the greatest band in Japan

Yumi Nagako - Vocalist, Guitarist, Lyricist, Composer

Yumi is someone who thinks she’s better than everyone. The best at everything. She’s too good for everyone and she won’t let anyone be better than her. Her goal in her band is not only to be the best, but also to have people who look up to her as an inspiration.

Nikolai Janusz - Keyboardist

Nikolai is someone who always tries to look "cool" or "tough", and he often fails. He's actually very fragile and sensitive, despite his outward appearance of a tough guy. He's moved from country to country due to his father's job, but he hopes to stay in japan for a long time due to him finally finding people who he cares about and a passion he wants to pursue

Chōbyō Haruna - Guitarist

Self proclaimed "Master of Wizardry" and the skilled guitarist of GuriRa. Chōbyō enjoys talking about things that would often drive other people away; like cults, spells, and poison making. But other than that, he is very passionate about playing the guitar, and he is one of the more dedicated and skilled members of GuriRa. Another thing he does a lot would be saying some phrases in random languages with a Google Translate level of accuracy.

Naoko Akira - Bassist

Someone who cares a lot about her role as the bassist of GuriRa, but struggles to catch up with the others. Naoko is always tired and often falls asleep at random times. She doesn't know why, she just always is, She needs two cups of coffee just to stay awake during rehearsals.

Eliza Urawa - Drummer and Video Editor

A girl who struggles to motivate herself to do anything. The only reason she's in the band is because she doesn't want to disappoint her parents, and she wants to stay with Yumi. Eliza was also the one who engrained the band’s main theme of bright neon and energetic colors, as she is the one who creates their colorful music videos.

Saw the 1500 1 time gacha said F it please give me Arisa but sadly that didn't happen but what did happen was Nurse Ako and Choco Cornet Rimi found their way home I'm honestly pretty happy the Rimi I got was the one I always wanted now I finally finished that set of costumes

ATTENTION!! hagumi kitazawa has 299 FANS. she has the least amount of fans out of all the bandori girls! she has less than rimi, who has 500~ fans. HAGU DOESNT EVEN HAVE 300!!!

please support hagu today. i changed my aya fan to a hagu fan in honor of this lovable smile machine.