fam ... did y'all know they added a gallery in this game

and fam... they added the characters' height and a bunch of other info too......

but y'all they added the height and... everybody so small........ dont even say "chill bushido dad theyre just kids" no, sit down sir and or ma'am. smallness doesnt work like that. u cant be almost 16 or something like that and u still not taller than spongebob. trying to tell me u ready i will clap u sandy cheeks style "NO U AINT". tell me how kasumi gonna chase that star beat in the sky but she need a ladder for the top shelf . smallness is terminal. i know ppl in college as tall these girls & they dont even try to get bigger anymore. only a very small selection of the girls, kaoru, tae, tomoe, and eve are making any efforts

i feel like i been lied to this whole time. i dont think ive played girls band party a single day in my life.

they got me out here playing bang dream leprechauns band party. plankton and his cousins band party. stewie griffin band party. toadette & baby peach band party. i cant believe they had me doing top 10 and saving stars for 25 raisin girls. these raisin kids that came out of the exact same box cause they were all trapped inside. i feel like im rosalina with her giant self and these kids out here like my lumas. even my pastel kids have the proportions of a pre-new leaf animal crossing character ...

this explains so much. now i know why chisato is such a gangster y'all, shes overcompensating. i would definitely be cold and break a chair over somebody head if i had to be the same height as that chair. and why do u think arisa is so mean. i would be roasting everybody too if they were all bigger than me. yukina is actually really talkative its just that ive been too tall to ever hear her.

hina and kokoro went crazy bc the oxygen levels are too dense at their level in the atmosphere, so theyre always breathing in funky molecules and saying the darnedest things. misaki and ran are always down bc they have to look up at literally everything. moca talked slow ever since she got trapped under a blade of grass for 4 years and couldnt socialize for a quick minute. ako can summon evil crap bc shes physically closest to hell ... kanon likes jellyfish bc shes the sAME SIZE AS ONE OH MY LORDDDDD WAIT A MINUTE NO. THATS TOO DEEP Y'ALL,,

fam my mind is on some extra, "didnt know that pipe was there" super mario bros type of level right now. no one told me the characters were this complex. i need a momentttttt what is going on ,, this is way too heavy for me eEEEEEEEE