ooo fam can i tell y'all a story? ok i got a college story imma share. i was exposed in my english class today and it all started when this girl i sit next to asked me if i watch some show called "black mirror".
i hadnt heard of it but apparently its kind of like the twilight zone or something (which i hated bc it was hella creepy). i ask her if its scary and shes like yeah, it was over at that point, u guys already know how much i hate scary / horror. but these girls,, these evil girls did not know & they found out. i was the only guy left in the class and there were like 6 of them ganging up on me
fam i got toasted lowkey im not gonna lie lmao it was funny. then they were even trying to explain to me why being scared is fun, theyre all like "ohh its the adrenaline rush, isnt that fun to u, dont u like being scared"
no its not fun chick. if someone is chasing me. i am not laughing or smiling. im getting the hell out of there. ur not ever gonna see my black booty again. u want me to be on some "ohH THE THRILL OF IT ALL!!!" as im trying not to get slashed.
they even asked me about haunted houses. do i look like im gonna pay somebody to let me go into their demonic trap and torture me psychologically. so then they think im a punk and they start asking me wild things like if i would go cliff jumping, i was done at that point
u mean to tell me that y'all are out here jumping off cliffs?? into a lake thats far below?? fam u can really get hurt from that type of thing and then the girls are like "oh yah well u just make sure u land in the water feet-first" I CANT TAKE IT. WHO SAYS THIS. WHO. THEY NEED TO BE SLAPPED
one of the girls called me a wuss and i had to draw the line there fam. this little 5"2 college girl is out here trying to punk me. im not a wuss fam im just allergic to spook and i have common sense ok.
thats why ur still 5"2 cause u wanna laugh while chucky chasing ppl and stabbing their kneecaps. what u dont understand is that u fried all ur growth hormones by getting scared for fun. now ur permanently the same size as chucky. she was gonna fight me after i said that but shes too small fam she not rly bout it. idk why girls wanna fight me when i point out the truth, just be tall if u want me to stop calling u short
ok story over lmao man what a day i love college
