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August 08, 2021 23:26:43 +0000
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Moca-sama
Moca-sama
Hi, friends, and welcome back to the Moca-chan show. As you all of course know, a couple of days ago I ranked my friends by how likely they were to buy me buns. Well, today, I felt like forcing my friends to compete with eachother for arbitrary titles, so here we're embarking on my newest series:
RANKING MY FRIENDS ON HOW GOOD THEY LOOK WITH MY EYES INSTEAD OF THEIRS.
That's right. Let's get started. Oh, and also, Himari wanted me to have a callback on my account to when she very awesomely (her words, not mine) forced us to be phantom thieves. So, that explains what we're wearing. LET'S GET STARTED!
Number 4: Tsugumi Hazawa
~Well, Tsugu, a bit of a fall from grace from my last ranking, eh?
~Doesn't look BAD, just not as good as the others.
~I feel bad because her face is naturally frowny, but given her big, wide eyes, you can usually tell it's a concerned frown.
~With my new eyes though, she just looks ANGRY.
~Also unfortunate that she's probably wearing the worst outfit out of all of us, and the look contributes to the overall package.
Number 3: Ran Mitake
~Look who's in third again. Well Ran, if you were better at the challenges, maybe you would SHES TAKING MY COMPUTER SHES TAKING MWJSDAKNSWDAKSJE
~Disregarding that act of MOCASSAULT, and with Ran SAFELY LOCKED OUT OF CiRCLE, it's safe for me to continue.
~Ran's more SULKY and POUTY expression, like Tsugu, brings her negative points.
~She's above Tsugu because of the more natural look and the far suerior outfit, but below the others not because she doesn't look good, but because both of the other 2 look very natural to me (1 of which is VEEERY shocking).
Number 2: Himari Uehara
~Wow, Himari. You've really shocked me here. I expected another 4th place for you, given how completely awfully you did last tiMUEASDNKQ
~With 2 MEMBERS OF AFTERGLOW waiting in the lobby, and only THE LOVELY TSUGUMI AND TOMOE sitting by my side, I continue. AGAIN
~Himari looks very good with my eyes, honestly. It's not something I expected from her either. Just like how I never expected her to be a FIGHTER, or to BUY ME BUNS, or to- wait, she can't read this. But yeah, she looks good with my eyes.
~Who in the world knew that HIMARI could pull of that classic moca-chan grin? My eyes work with her hair and outfit too! Keep this up, Himari, and you could get a first place victory one day!
~Not today, though. Today was ruled by the best I could ever imagine.
Number 1: Tomoe Udagawa
~LOOK, IF SHE STOPS BEING THE BEST, I'LL STOP GIVING HER 1ST PLACE VICTORIES.
~I actually kinda saw this one coming. Also, don't lie, you agree. And she won for a different reason than everyone else, too.
~Tomoe didn't win because she looks like me. She won because she looks like HER. That's right.
~If you squint, it's like there's no edit at all. This has honestly gone so well that I'm considering editing Tomoe's eyes onto my own.
Well, that was my list! As this one is more subjective than my last one, let me know if you agree or disagree! Or don't. I'm not your mom. Or am I? ;) Moca-chan out.
