Everyone else: Happy Thanksgiving!

Me: What in the flying flapjacks is a Thanksgiving? UK doesn't even celebrate anything until Christmas

fam u wouldnt believe it. i was in the app store and came across this game called utano princesama, so i thought i would give it a try bc it looks similar to bandori and it has english. im going through the character profiles while its downloading, so far so good and then ?? THIS GUY POPS UP

THIS MAN?? HE GETS IT. this dude is my spirit ANIMAL HE GETS IT!! SOMEONE. FINALLY. AAAAGGHHH!!!!!

THANK U NATSUKI for realistically repping that tall boi life. rrrgh u short ppl will never understand my pain. this dude is almost 2 cm shorter than me so he really knows what its like. that feeling when i have to look down at girls while we're talking and i want to pick them up like, why are u so smol its so cute and just?¿¿¿

how ironic for our weakness to be things so much tinier than us,, idk about natsuki but my only defense mechanism is to roast ppl for being small, but on the inside im so happy. natsuki knows exactly what im talking about and i havent even played the game but IM SO EXCITED, HES MY BOY ALREADY. BLESS U BRO U UNDERSTAND

heeeyyY y'aaalLLll fam i'm in a good mood today, no reason in particular so i'm gonna share a college story w/ you cool people. also a life lesson bc its bushido dad what u thought.

ok so one thing i've noticed now that i'm back in school, is that ppl wrongly think i'm a nice person. this one person told me "you're one of the nicest ppl i know" i couldnt do anything besides smile and thank her. fooled yet another one it would appear

heres the thing fam. i'm a very friendly person, usually laughing or smiling and i say hi to ppl, especially if i have a class w/ them. i just enjoy life and socializing, very different from niceness

just yesterday i was hanging w/ some classmates at a table while we were waiting for our college success class, everything was chill. but then one of them thought it would be funny to throw a giant balloon at me as i was looking down at my homework?? I FLINCHED HARD BC I AM EASILY STARTLED ,, WHY WOULD U DO THAT

ppl like to make fun of me bc of how scared i get if something / someone touches me, and ofc these girls thought they were free to start sassing me. i sassed them back and even repeatedly hit one of them w/ the balloon. i also rubbed it on her hair, she tried to block me but she was too smol,, so i just towered over her and did it anyway lmao she was like "i thought u were nice!!!" learned too late

life lesson for u guys: dont judge a book by its cover. i think some of y'all here can attest to my true nature and for those who think i'm nice, heres a list of my crimes on banpa alone:

• i joined this website for the sole purpose of deleting all kaorus

• i made a post asking about everyones height but it devolved into me teasing literally everyone for being shorter than me. not even db0 was safe from my jokes

• approximately half of all my posts are about me making the various bandori girls roast each other, or i am just directly roasting them myself

• i compared pern to the size of a rabbit

• i told pba_kompaku he would need a ladder to high-five me

• i said that tsubame runs like sonic bc short ppl's legs move hella fast when they walk & they still get nowhere

• i like responding to wingedoracle's posts / comments with putrid dad jokes just bc

• alli is one of the nicest ppl here and yet i enjoy picking on her for various things, knowing full well she wont fight back to the same degree

• i harass nija way too often and yet she still tolerates me. idk how to explain it at this point

• ive threatened to throw... i think 5 different members of this community at this point

theres a reason why i used to call myself a villain. the truth is i still am one, just for different reasons. i'm the plot twist villain now, u thought i was sweet but lmao. appearance can be deceiving fam dont get played

ok wow ,, i hope u learned a crucial life lesson from this & thank u

So this is afterglow! And it looks like Ran!

hey remember that survey i did. yeah me neither. anyway! results!

• first things first: most of you are in pacific! then est and cst
• next moca is the most liked character! wow what a shocker... some other highly mentioned chars are himari, kaoru, and sayo
• hina is the least liked girl :cc arisa and rimi were also mentioned quite a bit. (also bushido dad what did i do to you i'm so honored to be your least fav bandori girl)
• hanamaru was the most liked character outside of bandori! surprised there's so many maru fans here i thought she wasn't too well liked
• senbonzakura is the pick to play! a lot of you guys like playing it!
• determination symphony was your guys' favorite to listen to. roselia songs were the most listed!
• most of you guys like to play on ex, hard in second place.
• iloveallbandorigirls and allicat were the most mentioned banpa users. the true icons.
• a lot of you guys like the love live anime! (also to the people who put monogatari and haikyuu thank you for picking the REAL valid choices)
• pokemon was the most popular video game! (also side note these chart things r so hard to read and it's hard to keep track when i'm reading the individual answers so that could be wrong oops. but thanks for my dr and persona people)
• there were a lot of you guys who liked blue and pink!
• and lastly, 54.3% of you guys have never spent money on a mobage (though a lot of you guys said you didn't know what a mobage is, so that could be wrong)

overall this was really fun! the last messages about yourselves was really fun to read it was so interesting. i don't want to be callout-y since some of them felt quite personal, but to anyone who wants to pm me about anything honestly feel free. even if you just wanna ramble about your best girl some more, or that you want to make some friends on this site i'm here for you guys -3- thank you everyone for taking this! and while i want to do more, i feel like with the craze going on i feel like most of you guys are tired out a'lkajsdk

There's actually snow outside rn reeeeeeeee Our weather is so indecisive so I'm going to enjoy this... fleeting snow.

Man some of your surveys are getting too real for me I just wanted to meme on people

still the best video in all existence.

I already have 27 responses on the google form! Thank you guys so much for participating so much~ Also, a couple of responses to some of the feedbacks;

BeforeThought (AfterThought, haha I'm funny I swear)

I've never used google forms in my life, so I had made a couple of mistakes and have tried my best to function with the features and all.

Showing responders the results of others

I found a way to do it (I think?) but I can't censor any so beforehand I will make it clear that others will be able to see their answers upon responding

(If I make another one)

All of the sweet responses~

All of you guys are so sweet! I have read all of the 27 response that I have so far and I love them all!

ALSO STOP APOLOGIZING FOR LONG ANSWERS I LOVE READING THEM

Update:

AaaaAAAAAaaaa you guys are amazing! 42 responses! just got done reading them~

when you don't remember which surveys you've already done haha

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okay fam so i let the surveys sit for a little while and now im looking over them and wow. im gonna start w/ the small one bc i set up one of the questions in particular as a ranting box for the things smol ppl wish they could tell tall ppl

and all i can say is y'all got some issues damn,, im just gonna go through and respond to some of y'all anonymous statements bc these had me dying oml

so the question was "what is something you'd like to let tall people know, bc normally we are too high up to hear you guys" and these are some of my favorite answers

"Nothing much, I may be smol but tall people are cool too"

• people like u give me hope in smol humanity

">:("

• fix ur tiny face before i fix it for u

"can you tell the tallest girl to date me please, thank you"

• nah fam u gotta get a ladder and say it to her face. tell her how she is as graceful as a deer and, thanks to her long legs, able to sprint fast like one too. what girl could resist that level of charm

"All y'all may be taller than me, but you're still below me"

• i'm certainly below you in terms of how much trash talk i'll tolerate from a heckin raisin

"GIVE ME 18 MORE CM!!!"

• lmao u sound like a dramatic english dub for dragon ball z or some type joint like that. imagine goku getting shrunk by a villain and then the whole planet gotta wave their arms to send goku some extra inches

"I'd like to punch you in the face, which would normally be an impossibility, but by creating this quiz, you've finally sunk low enough for me to reach"

• i'M SCREAMING WHO WROTE THIS ONE Y'ALL SHORTIES GETTING TOO BOLD W/ ME

"my neck hurts pls undo ur height thanks"

• it took a little while but, having just eaten both of my legs, i am now 5'3"

"I hope you hit your head on a doorframe"

• not before i use ur head as an armrest

"t pose"

• wait i get it, the joke is that u can only do a lowercase t pose bc ur not tall enough to do uppercase

"lmao you're as big as your own ego"

• (beyonce voice) its too big, its too wide, its too strong, it wont fit, its too much, its too tough, i talk like this cause i can back it up, i gOT A BIG EGOOOOO

"i can hear satan down here"

• lmao u wild wyd tho

"i like u even when u cant hear me <3"

• this is really cute and im sorry for roasting u

"#shortpplrights"

• my favorite joke for 2018

im gonna go through the tall survey next and pick some of my favorite answers bc i'm sure y'all sassed me on that one too smh

EDIT: i just checked this one again and theres a looot more answers hold up y'all not about to slide w/ all this

"nig am tall"

• WHO IS THIS. WHO. THEY ANSWERED "NIG AM TALL" ON ALMSOT EVERY QUESTION I CANT. does nig mean what i think nig means??

"i will swallow your kneecaps whole"

• shorties be rushing everything i swear. y'all dont know how it used to be in the good old days. back then, u didnt just walk up to a tall person and say crap like this. u had to wine and dine first, get to know them. short ppl used to know how to talk to a tall person. smol chivalry is dead

"i'm still planning to eat all of your legs, tall people"

• smolpeopletexting.tumblr. com

"Just because you're tall doesn't mean you're better than everyone else."

• u right homie it just means theres more of me to go around

"smol will win the wor"

• no tol will delete them oll?? actually step off

"Being short isn’t bad, see I’m 12 and 5”1 and a lot of adults think that’s tall for my age. I don’t mind my height, I just be myself (:"

• yes bless u be short and be happy. ive said it before but i think smol people are hella cute, i just like giving you guys a hard time bc i am a dude and thats how we show affection (this is due to the severe cooties disease which we bois are born with)

"fukk"

• this made me laugh really hard idk why. all i know eS HORA DE PONERTE EN EL HORNO JAJAJAJA SERAS DELICIOSooO

"hand me over ur bandori accs, tol ppl"

• and they say y'all shorties cant dream big

"Hey whatup, it's me, pba_kompaku, the medium dude who is gonna do both tests because medium privileges."

• oh snap what up my boy!!! medium is premium

"i can crawl better than u :>"

• lmao hell no. remember that crawler titan from season 1 attack on titan? i know u seen his demonic tarantula headazz breezing down the field. this fool could be in the big leagues w/ that kind of speed. and loOK AT HIS LIMBS!!! THOSE ARE NOT THE LIMBS OF AN ANKLE BITER TITAN!! SORRY BUT I CANT THIS ONE SLIDE