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okay fam so i let the surveys sit for a little while and now im looking over them and wow. im gonna start w/ the small one bc i set up one of the questions in particular as a ranting box for the things smol ppl wish they could tell tall ppl
and all i can say is y'all got some issues damn,, im just gonna go through and respond to some of y'all anonymous statements bc these had me dying oml
so the question was "what is something you'd like to let tall people know, bc normally we are too high up to hear you guys" and these are some of my favorite answers
"Nothing much, I may be smol but tall people are cool too"
- people like u give me hope in smol humanity
">:("
- fix ur tiny face before i fix it for u
"can you tell the tallest girl to date me please, thank you"
- nah fam u gotta get a ladder and say it to her face. tell her how she is as graceful as a deer and, thanks to her long legs, able to sprint fast like one too. what girl could resist that level of charm
"All y'all may be taller than me, but you're still below me"
- i'm certainly below you in terms of how much trash talk i'll tolerate from a heckin raisin
"GIVE ME 18 MORE CM!!!"
- lmao u sound like a dramatic english dub for dragon ball z or some type joint like that. imagine goku getting shrunk by a villain and then the whole planet gotta wave their arms to send goku some extra inches
"I'd like to punch you in the face, which would normally be an impossibility, but by creating this quiz, you've finally sunk low enough for me to reach"
- i'M SCREAMING WHO WROTE THIS ONE Y'ALL SHORTIES GETTING TOO BOLD W/ ME
"my neck hurts pls undo ur height thanks"
- it took a little while but, having just eaten both of my legs, i am now 5'3"
"I hope you hit your head on a doorframe"
- not before i use ur head as an armrest
"t pose"
- wait i get it, the joke is that u can only do a lowercase t pose bc ur not tall enough to do uppercase
"lmao you're as big as your own ego"
- (beyonce voice) its too big, its too wide, its too strong, it wont fit, its too much, its too tough, i talk like this cause i can back it up, i gOT A BIG EGOOOOO
"i can hear satan down here"
- lmao u wild wyd tho
"i like u even when u cant hear me <3"
- this is really cute and im sorry for roasting u
"#shortpplrights"
- my favorite joke for 2018
im gonna go through the tall survey next and pick some of my favorite answers bc i'm sure y'all sassed me on that one too smh
EDIT: i just checked this one again and theres a looot more answers hold up y'all not about to slide w/ all this
"nig am tall"
- WHO IS THIS. WHO. THEY ANSWERED "NIG AM TALL" ON ALMSOT EVERY QUESTION I CANT. does nig mean what i think nig means??
"i will swallow your kneecaps whole"
- shorties be rushing everything i swear. y'all dont know how it used to be in the good old days. back then, u didnt just walk up to a tall person and say crap like this. u had to wine and dine first, get to know them. short ppl used to know how to talk to a tall person. smol chivalry is dead
"i'm still planning to eat all of your legs, tall people"
- smolpeopletexting.tumblr. com
"Just because you're tall doesn't mean you're better than everyone else."
- u right homie it just means theres more of me to go around
"smol will win the wor"
- no tol will delete them oll?? actually step off
"Being short isn’t bad, see I’m 12 and 5”1 and a lot of adults think that’s tall for my age. I don’t mind my height, I just be myself (:"
- yes bless u be short and be happy. ive said it before but i think smol people are hella cute, i just like giving you guys a hard time bc i am a dude and thats how we show affection (this is due to the severe cooties disease which we bois are born with)
"fukk"
- this made me laugh really hard idk why. all i know eS HORA DE PONERTE EN EL HORNO JAJAJAJA SERAS DELICIOSooO
"hand me over ur bandori accs, tol ppl"
- and they say y'all shorties cant dream big
"Hey whatup, it's me, pba_kompaku, the medium dude who is gonna do both tests because medium privileges."
- oh snap what up my boy!!! medium is premium
"i can crawl better than u :>"
- lmao hell no. remember that crawler titan from season 1 attack on titan? i know u seen his demonic tarantula headazz breezing down the field. this fool could be in the big leagues w/ that kind of speed. and loOK AT HIS LIMBS!!! THOSE ARE NOT THE LIMBS OF AN ANKLE BITER TITAN!! SORRY BUT I CANT THIS ONE SLIDE