heeeyyY y'aaalLLll fam i'm in a good mood today, no reason in particular so i'm gonna share a college story w/ you cool people. also a life lesson bc its bushido dad what u thought.

ok so one thing i've noticed now that i'm back in school, is that ppl wrongly think i'm a nice person. this one person told me "you're one of the nicest ppl i know" i couldnt do anything besides smile and thank her. fooled yet another one it would appear

heres the thing fam. i'm a very friendly person, usually laughing or smiling and i say hi to ppl, especially if i have a class w/ them. i just enjoy life and socializing, very different from niceness

just yesterday i was hanging w/ some classmates at a table while we were waiting for our college success class, everything was chill. but then one of them thought it would be funny to throw a giant balloon at me as i was looking down at my homework?? I FLINCHED HARD BC I AM EASILY STARTLED ,, WHY WOULD U DO THAT

ppl like to make fun of me bc of how scared i get if something / someone touches me, and ofc these girls thought they were free to start sassing me. i sassed them back and even repeatedly hit one of them w/ the balloon. i also rubbed it on her hair, she tried to block me but she was too smol,, so i just towered over her and did it anyway lmao she was like "i thought u were nice!!!" learned too late

life lesson for u guys: dont judge a book by its cover. i think some of y'all here can attest to my true nature and for those who think i'm nice, heres a list of my crimes on banpa alone:

• i joined this website for the sole purpose of deleting all kaorus

• i made a post asking about everyones height but it devolved into me teasing literally everyone for being shorter than me. not even db0 was safe from my jokes

• approximately half of all my posts are about me making the various bandori girls roast each other, or i am just directly roasting them myself

• i compared pern to the size of a rabbit

• i told pba_kompaku he would need a ladder to high-five me

• i said that tsubame runs like sonic bc short ppl's legs move hella fast when they walk & they still get nowhere

• i like responding to wingedoracle's posts / comments with putrid dad jokes just bc

• alli is one of the nicest ppl here and yet i enjoy picking on her for various things, knowing full well she wont fight back to the same degree

• i harass nija way too often and yet she still tolerates me. idk how to explain it at this point

• ive threatened to throw... i think 5 different members of this community at this point

theres a reason why i used to call myself a villain. the truth is i still am one, just for different reasons. i'm the plot twist villain now, u thought i was sweet but lmao. appearance can be deceiving fam dont get played

ok wow ,, i hope u learned a crucial life lesson from this & thank u