i;m now on a mission to write as many bad short garupa pico-type crack bandori stories until the year ends, the ink flows thru my bushido dad veins

i present to u all: "Kokoro: Endless Thoughts, Head Chock-full"

'Day XXX.

Dear Diary,

At last. Though it has cost me tooth and nail today, I have finally once more come upon this, life's greatest respite--my bedroom. All the miserable day I've been hounded by--by those... knaves.

Those idiotic clowns by whom I am bound to perform alongside in Hello, Happy World!. Those cretins--their most impressive spiel being the sound of drool loosed from their gaping mouths.

I wouldn't know where to start with those four any more than if I had a shovel and a treasure map for an imaginary island. I should like to rid myself of these monsters one day; they know nothing of my philosophy.

They know nothing of the Happiness Way; the manner in which the neck of sadness can be seized, crushed, beaten, obliterated, 'til all that remains is smiles which can never un-smile, and should any soul rediscover sadness they shall be tortured until they' --

Kaoru opens Kokoro's bedroom door and pokes her head in. "Ah, Kokoro. 'Tis such a beautiful day, is it not? Yet you have hidden yourself away, an oyster too shy to share her greatest pearl. How shall we make the world smile in such a condition?"

Kokoro beams at her friend, closes her diary, and springs off of her bed. "What a great way of putting it, Kaoru! There's too many faces in need of happiness for us to waste time here. I was just thinking of a new song to tell Misaki about, so let's go find her!"

I can hear her voice while making this.

this is not a ranking of who I like it's solely based on who I think would taste the best

... anyway. I was gonna say I won't explain but here's what I think they taste like WHY IS THIS A THING WHY IS THIS A T H I N G

• Wataru: I honestly can't tell you I just look at him and go. if he was food. he would be good
• Felix: something super fancy like caviar
• Kouhei: rly good meat with rly good sauce
• Fuuta: double cheese burgers
• Ren: Lucky Pierrot & love
• Banri: fries and milk, which is a combination that shouldn't work but does when it's him
• Yuuto: curry
• Aoi: marshmallows
• Ryou: lollipops / hard candy duh
• Koharu: cotton candy
• Misaki: sour gummi candy!!!
• Daimon: really well-prepared coffee. I don't like coffee. sorry.
• Reiji: brussels sprouts
• Tadaomi: tofu. barely tastes like anything but is probably good for you
• Kenta: yknow those foods that you technically like but something about the seasoning or the sauce is just kinda off? that's Kenta
• Rio: just a giant plate of salad
• Tomoru: a bread roll you got from the nearby bakery that rly isn't that good and doesn't have what you like on it but you're in a rush and everything else would take too long
• Reon: idk I just know he belongs in this category
• Miyuki: spaghetti with meatballs. I just happen to prefer tomato sauce. but if I have to eat it with meatballs, ig I'll eat it with meatballs ...
• Yamato: seaweed
• Jun: bread that was left out for too long
• Haruka: just flat out dirt with a vague hint of ice cream, which somehow makes it worse
• Nayuta: cheap coffee & regret. also probably burnt. however you managed to burn coffee.
• Shuu & Kanata: I do not know how they taste but I do know eating them will kill you

please ignore my awful attempt at a meme

Do you remember the shrek five star I made?

Well, you probably don't so here it is

Well, I said I would make a Lord Farquaad one, but did I? NO, but now I did so here's another five star you can whale on!

The donkey is next

This was made using Chomama's Epic Five Star Templates!

Since everyone's talking about the Re Zero collab coming early....(probs in July since that's when its 2nd season airs)

Are you worried about any upcoming limited gachas? Scared you won't get one of your dream cards?

Then meet the legendary, magical Potaeto!

She and her other veggie friends will bring you limited gacha luck with their legendary veggie powers! They want to make sure you don't have bad luck in lim gachas, so you don't need to like or repost!

Meet her friends!

• Guardian Aya

• Star Gem Kokoro

• Attribute Shard Yukinya

• Limited Gacha Kaoru

• Miracle Crystal Kasumi

• Live Boost Wizard Rin Rin

• Studio Ticket Hagumi

• Ticket Master Waitress Hina

• Challenge Points Ran

• Dreamfes Luck Ako

• Ramen Master Tomoe

Am I gonna start a bandwagon from this? Probably. Probably not.

so i was chatting w/ nija, one thing led to another and i told her that aya wouldn't be my first choice if i had to cook and eat a bandori girl. she mistakenly asked who it would be, i'm very hungry as of late so i made this as a thorough guidebook answer.

it's not based on which girls i like or dislike, it's purely about who i would put in my stomach. if i'm trapped on an island with these girls, and i need to methodically consume them all, this is the level of peril each girl would be at as i manage the endeavor. make of it what you will

(crossposted on idol story)

Hey, you all remember my last post right? Here's a better one that I made after that

i found this generator and is fuccin amazing

This is devastating :" And i have an album of almost fc songs IT HAS ABT 100+ PHOTOS I'm screamingggg