bandori but the card stories are written by iloveallbandorigirls, part 2

chisato: aight eve is the camera rolling

eve: yes chisato! find your inner bushido and unleash your greatest inward wrath unto even the smallest force of outward opposition!

aya: but chisato what are u even d—

chisato: ooooOOOOOuuuuuuUUUu whats GOOD all u bucket headed gremlin lookin haters. im at the studio rn w/ my goons we hella cliqued up on some real idol ish, we bouta hit them stages and leave w/ that extra thick check feel me.

aya: chisato our managers said we cant—

chisato: nah b IM the manager in this piece. now back to haters. i just had to flex on yall real quick know what i mean. yeah im talking to all u out there wearing crocs w/ socks, hiding ur hella ashy ankles cause u aint got no lotion. but i stay smooth baby, imma hit them folk and swag on u and i better not hear lip cause u finna get hit.

maya: talk that SMACK CHISA GET EM

chisato: lmao u a fool maya!!!! let me hit my dance real quick, hina drop a little something for ya girl!!!

hina: i mean check it check it check it check it 1 2 3, chisato in the building at the place to be, hittin’ that dance put ur mans in a trance, she cant be stopped cause shes on top, try to step to her and u finna get bopped aye!!!

chisato: AYEEE HINA U WILD BABY thats why y’all my ride or die. now to every crusty wannabe idol out there thinkin im trash, imma send y’all some money so u can try and fail to buy urselves a better outfit. pastel*palettes on some gang gang ish and u better shut up before i pull up on ur block and catch u w/ these freshly manicured hands. aight eve stop filming im done w/ these fools

eve: yes! excellent performance , tiny chisato warrior! though no physical slaying has occured, you surely have symbolically poured a dowsing water upon the fiery hearts of your “haters”, greatly damaging their morale. for what you lack in size you surely make up in verbal prowess! now allow me to channel my own inner warrior, for i too must bring an unstoppable destruction upon those who are not only ashy, but likewise wear crocs and socks! haaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

aya: