I watched the new Garupa Pico Episode and....the tiniest she....

Ran, you only speak the truth. Low rate-up is itsumodoori.

me: I'm gonna do proper art and finish my Halloween Maya drawing

also me:

wHAT THE HELL IS THIS

i'm gonna try for t100 for harohapi penguins, but i just realized that it's also the event right before the new years dreamfes so

Seriously is this the coffin portrait for Michelle?

i showed my friend a picture of maya and she called her a lesbian girl scout

what my dad thinks of bandori girls

kasumi: she’s cute. dressed well. looks like she has some rhythm.

tae: preppy. dresses normal. long hair. like i like. stays in shape.

rimi: i don’t like the short hair. but i like the dress. i like the eyes. they sparkle.

sayya: she looks SPANISH. because of the… blouse.

arisa: flirty. because she’s blinking her eye. but also sassy.

ran: looks like a gal who wants to be… semi professional in her career.

moca: childish looking

himari: HIDEY… like a danish girl. She looks like a danish girl.

tomoe: she dresses nice. has a nice style to her.

tsugumi: innocent little girl. with wonder in her eyes

kokoro: she looks like she likes to style herself after daisy duke.

kaoru: …executive woman.

hagumi: young farm girl

kanon: reminds me of an icicle

misaki: she likes sports

aya: girls just wanna have fun

hina: likes to accessorize

chisato: has a warm spirt about her

maya: has a tomboyish flair to her

eve: a girl who knows how to dress and carry herself

yuknia: somebody’s secretary

sayo: a girl out for a walk on a nice breezy day

lisa: the cool girl in the group

ako: OOF… 1980’s preppy girl. She likes to style herself after Madonna

rinko: she’s sad. She lost her puppy.

DRESSKAORU DRESSKAORUDRESS KAORU

I REPEAT

DRESS KAORU

I've been into Bandori for a month now, so I decided to show my 12yo sister the girls with their 1-star portraits. Here is her (extremely judgemental) account:

Poppin' Party:

Kasumi: is she wearing pants??

Tae: she’s pretty, I want to touch her hair

Rimi: she’s cute!

Saaya: she’s cool, I want to touch her hair

Arisa: she a tsundere

Afterglow:

Ran: she’s cool

Moca: she looks sketchy

Himari: she reminds me of some character but I can’t remember

Tomoe: I’ve got a bad feeling about her (nooo what)

Tsugumi: she looks like a waffle

Hello, Happy World!:

Kokoro: her hair looks like dried spaghetti. she looks like Lillie (from Pokémon lmao)

Kaoru: she looks like Mom (????)

Hagumi: when I saw her I thought she was on fire. Her hair looks like a Cheeto.

Kanon: Awwwww...Is she wearing pants? [no it’s a dress] I don’t trust her...

Misaki: is this greyscale??? I want her hat

Pastel Palettes:

Aya: hhhhHHHHH SHE’S MY FAVORITE

Hina: oooh shes one of the magical girls! (??) I like her too, she looks cool. I think I just like colorful hair.

Chisato: she reminds me of an egg (?)

Maya: the hat looks like one you have, but yours is pink!

Eve: (shrugs) she looks normal. Too normal to be important. (What nooo)

Roselia:

Yukina: is she rich? She sure looks very rich.

Sayo: she looks so annoying. I already want to punch her in the face. (wait WHAT NOT MY BA B Y)

Lisa: she looks even more annoying. Is she rich? (W HA T)

Ako: is she a demon?

Rinko: is she one of those characters that looks like she’s twelve but is actually like a thousand?

So yeah. That's her. I obviously don't agree, but... What were your first impressions of the girls?

Hold up, Chisato. She has a Michelle backpack tag.