I've been into Bandori for a month now, so I decided to show my 12yo sister the girls with their 1-star portraits. Here is her (extremely judgemental) account:

Poppin' Party:

Kasumi: is she wearing pants??

Tae: she’s pretty, I want to touch her hair

Rimi: she’s cute!

Saaya: she’s cool, I want to touch her hair

Arisa: she a tsundere

Afterglow:

Ran: she’s cool

Moca: she looks sketchy

Himari: she reminds me of some character but I can’t remember

Tomoe: I’ve got a bad feeling about her (nooo what)

Tsugumi: she looks like a waffle

Hello, Happy World!:

Kokoro: her hair looks like dried spaghetti. she looks like Lillie (from Pokémon lmao)

Kaoru: she looks like Mom (????)

Hagumi: when I saw her I thought she was on fire. Her hair looks like a Cheeto.

Kanon: Awwwww...Is she wearing pants? [no it’s a dress] I don’t trust her...

Misaki: is this greyscale??? I want her hat

Pastel Palettes:

Aya: hhhhHHHHH SHE’S MY FAVORITE

Hina: oooh shes one of the magical girls! (??) I like her too, she looks cool. I think I just like colorful hair.

Chisato: she reminds me of an egg (?)

Maya: the hat looks like one you have, but yours is pink!

Eve: (shrugs) she looks normal. Too normal to be important. (What nooo)

Roselia:

Yukina: is she rich? She sure looks very rich.

Sayo: she looks so annoying. I already want to punch her in the face. (wait WHAT NOT MY BA B Y)

Lisa: she looks even more annoying. Is she rich? (W HA T)

Ako: is she a demon?

Rinko: is she one of those characters that looks like she’s twelve but is actually like a thousand?

So yeah. That's her. I obviously don't agree, but... What were your first impressions of the girls?