THIS ISN’T ABOUT BANDORI! THIS IS A COMPLETELY UNRELATED RANT! IGNORE IT IF YOU WANT TO!
People saying that the new Ariel movie won’t be good cause the mermaid’s a black girl have to be some of the dumbest pieces of fuck shit I have ever seen and I’ve seen people say ‘Well you guys know Wakanda’s not a real’. 🙄
First: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT THAT THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN DENMARK! ARIEL WASN’T BORN IN DENMARK! SHE WAS BORN IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN! SHE CAN BE ANY DAMN COLOR!
Second: What’s the most important part about Ariel? It’s not the fucking hair, it’s not that she’s a mermaid. No no no, it’s that she can sing. And you know who else can sing. HALLE FUCKING BAILEY! THAT GIRL IS A QUEEN IN THE MAKING, IF SHE’S NOT ONE ALREADY! If you guys haven’t heard it, I suggest you do. It’s like an angel came and hugged you, her voice is that good.
Third: Black girls can have natural red hair. I repeat, BLACK GIRLS CAN HAVE NATURAL RED HAIR! You red heads are still going to get your representation because the girl’s gonna have red hair!!
Fourth: Ya’ll wanna talk about accuracy!? LET’S TALK ABOUT ACCURACY, LIKE HOW NONE OF THE FILMS SHOW ARIEL’S SISTERS CAME TO HER, GAVE HER SOME KIND OF BLADED WEAPON AND TOLD ARIEL TO KILL THE PRINCE AND BATHE IN HIS BLOOD! LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THE MOVIE ENDS WITH ARIEL AND THE PRINCE LIVING HAPPILY EVER DISNEY BUT GETS TURNED TO SEA FOAM IN THE ORIGINAL! BITCHES WANNA BE ACCURATE BUT DON’T WANNA BE ACCURATE! FUCK OFF!
(Alright, I’m done. Thanks for putting up with this)
