hey y'all beans how u doin. u know, i told myself when i came back that i would be good. well-behaved. not starting problems or anything feel me/ being a good boi

and im doing that. i will continue to do it.

i promise. im being a good boi and will keep being one. i really will but

for a moment can we just- can we talk-

WHO????

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

WHO

u old razzle dazzle strawberry poptart headass. miniature collector's edition leprechaun mad cause u cant find ur penny of gold headass. get stuck in between the couch cushions headass. just like a RAT jumping around the corner looking for a FOOD headass. fake and small af got a whole ladder and a half hiding behind ur dj set headass.

im legally barred from throwing hands w/ u via the height-based code of honor, but my 5 yr old nephew will slide u and ur whole family into next year and u still wont be taller

ol rugratz looking, timmy turner looking, perfect travel-size looking, smurf looking, TROLLZ soundtrack produced by Justin Timberlake looking, must be this tall to ride looking, can i see ur ID ma'am looking, capri sun kiwi blast flavor pouch looking, contra 3d the return of michael myers looking, chao from sonic the hedgehog looking, cupid shuffle on a wednesday afternoon looking, super smash brothers ULTIMATE looking, animal crossing pre-new leaf looking,
HEAD. ASS.

if i catch u sliding into my gacha pulls then it's on SIGHT. dont come for me

like i said yáll im gonna be good i promise i really will be. love u chu

edit: no im not done yet. philosophical antithesis of jack and the beanstalk looking, grain of sand stuck in my sandal looking, sunflower seed looking, "ITS HAMTARO TIME" looking, headass. that is all. thank u

i realise i never see posts about raise a suilen on banpa and i want more people to know about and appreciate them so here's a (hopefully short) introductory post!

so what is raise a suilen? raise a suilen (RAS) is a 3D girls band comprising of raychell (centre) on vocals and bass, kohara riko (extreme right) on guitar, kurachi reo (extreme left) on keyboard, natsume (middle left) on the drums and tsumugi risa (middle right) as their dj! you may know them as their interim name the third, which was given as they were the third band to perform live!

the third was created to back ran, aya and kokoro's seiyuus during the garupa live in tokyo event in january this year as the bands' seiyuus are unable to play their respective instruments. since then, they've had their 1st and 2nd lives and were the opening act for popipa and roselia's 5th lives. it was in their 2nd live that tsumutsumu joined them and they were given their official name raise a suilen

in their lives, they usually cover the songs of the three non-performing bands! their keyboardist reo-chan also does vocals for songs like egao no orchestra and shuwa shuwa she's super cute (sorry i'm biased!) they also had saechi and amita (tae and aya's seiyuus) as guests at their lives!!! mikku (kokoro's seiyuu) will also be appearing as a guest in their performance on day 1 of the 6th live! but RAS also has original songs, and you can watch them on youtube they're so damn good! they recently uploaded 'unstoppable' on the bandori channel and like. it's so high energy i lost my shit.

here're some links to watch RAS: riot, unstoppable, their cover of that is how i roll! ft saechi & the third backing amita

thank you for reading this post! all five members of RAS will be at charaexpo usa so if you're going please don't forget to send them some love too! and a very important p.s. please watch unstoppable reo-chan literally does a KICK i screamed!!!!

Ok I wasn’t gonna put this here but YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE NO SHAME HERE so . . . have a shitty version of Happiness! Happy Magical from a while ago, recorded on a phone and edited in GarageBand by someone who knows absolutely nothing about mixing and also doesn’t know how to sing for that matter. This does not have me bashing on the piano which is why I deemed it unworthy of posting but WHATEVER

NOOO I JUST MISSED THIS ENTIRE HHW COLLAB i feel so sad aaaaaa D: i thought there was one more day for me to play and grab the event 3*s.... what the shit this is dumb

I’m sorry to say this but,

HOLY FUQ ANAIDKAJSNAOAKAIKA YUKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAJISISISOSKS

bitch what else are they going to put you in. orange?

it's 0:30, I have to be up in six hours, what better time to gather my current favourite impressions of the survey, going by question

what's the fluffiest animal

• anyone who answered alpaca is right
• that one person saying Mareep? you have my respect too
• "sea urchin"
• that one "nija", bold of you to assume I'm an animal and not an omnipotent deity

least favourite food

• surprisingly only one person answered broccoli. that pleases me, a known broccoli appreciator, greatly
• I did look up aspic and it looks good in pictures but then you read what's in it and I'm inclined to agree based on my first impression
• the one who answered pancake made me cry a bit ngl
• those people who said "a lot" or "nearly everything" are valid, picky eaters unite

wake me up

• either you are all very depressed, never grew out of your edgy phase, or just like this meme song in particular, but wake me up inside is currently at 50%
• before you go go is in second place though and I'm assuming those guys are mostly HaroHapi fans. it's just a Feeling

you can pick one (1) meme song to be covered in BanDori. which one is it and which band will cover it?

• two people in a row answered All Star by Afterglow and I love you
• Renai Circulation? I'm legit down for that. Bushimo please
• "never gonna give you up. hello happy world will cover it BUT KAORU SINGS IT" I want this too, please and thank you

you're turned into a pokémon - but which one, and what will you do?

• "Snorlax. I sleep all the damn time, that's what I'll fucking do" yeah...same
• I'm so sorry to bushido dad, the drumming Alolan Ninetales that will never be
• "arceus because i am the only god. kill everyone :)" vs "Arceus, and fucking transform back to human. :P", unstoppable force vs immovable object
• all of you who don't know a lot about Pokémon actually gave good answers too

what's the last really intense thing you felt toward a piece of media (shows, books, games, you name it), positive or negative?

• that one super long answer about DRV3 resonated with me, bless your soul. I agree with 99% of it too (I have my own gripes with the ending but everything else? yeah) and that was actually wonderful to read
• congrats @ the person who got Halloween V2 Kanan she's a v good Kanan and totally worthy to be crying over
• I've heard worrisome things about Fantastic Beasts 2 how bad is it
• alright fine I'll watch Gran Torino ... someday. and yes everyone should cry whenever necessary it shouldn't feel weird IF YOU GOTTA BAWL YOU GOTTA BAWL, LET YOUR FEELINGS OUT
• "there's this ONE character who I love and hate at the same time bc on one hand he's my child and the mom friend but on the other hand he's a manipulative jerk" those are the best types of characters, I hope he comes around

are you procrastinating something right now?

• the proud procrastinators & the shameful procrastinators are perfectly balanced right now
• those who may or may not because they actually can't remember are in close second
• and third place goes to those folks who know they have something to do but just didn't even bother with it.
• I feel all of you an equal amount

you can tell a teacher of your choice something you always wanted to say but never got around to / were able to. what is it?

• most of these replies are as I expected more on the negative side but some are also very pure and wholesome and as a teacher-to-be please tell your teachers if you like their class, it makes them v happy
• "ms tullis u gave me a 5 on an essay and boasted about it to the class but the entire paper was copied from spark notes word for word" this. I admire you
• "Nico Nico Nii"

can you full combo Six Trillion Years EX?

• who is the one (1) person who can and how does it feel like to not have a soul

think about the stupidest idea for a BanDori set you can come up with. now describe it. bonus points if you can outline the event story

• all of these are absolutely hilarious but I think my fav has gotta be the "unsung fairytale characters" one ("costumes include dwarfs, fairy godmother (including white hair and drawn-on wrinkles), that guy from the frog prince with the chains, stuff like that") because it's equally dumb and amazing
• also PasuPare dressing up as furniture. I want to see that. thank you
• hello Aoi I do actually care and I hope you're having a good day!! but please don't kill Marina she's been through enough

you're all wonderful and I love you

okay listen,, yes the hhw angst event will be pain x100. but why are you guys slEEPING ON PASUPARE ANGST? HELLO? HINA FINDING SOMETHING SHE CAN'T REALLY DO OR NOTICING THAT PEOPLE ARE ANNOYED WITH HER BECAUSE SHE CAN DO EVERYTHING? EVE HAVING TO GO BACK TO FINLAND? CHISATO HAVING A MAJOR ACTING THING AND SHE HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THAT OR THE BAND? AYA EXPERIENCING ANGST AGAIN? SHE ALREADY DONE DID THAT SHIT. AND MAYA NOT FEELING LIKE SHE DESERVES TO BE IN THE BAND BUT MORESO THAN SHE ALREADY DOES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HURT I AM. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

someone: hey, is there something on your mind?

me: nah, nothing much..

my mind: sayo had an inferiority complex over hina for a fucking while, which led her to basically stop playing the guitar for enjoyment, but rather for skill, so that she wouldn't lose to hina on the guitar. because of that, sayo's sound became less and less sayo-like, and she relied on accuracy more than anything to make her music sound good. however, after joining roselia, hina seems to notice that she can hear sayo in sayo's sound, rather than the sound of someone who's playing from a textbook, as though she had become a little kinder. but in the 21st event story, sayo herself seems to realize her sound has become boring, and that she's only been trying to become more skilled, and begins to get in a slump. after seeing hina come to give her an umbrella in the rain, sayo asks herself why hina still comes to her side no matter how many times she pushes her away, and realizes that despite that, she still blames her for everything. and begins to cry and say sorry, and she finally realizes she should talk to hina honestly. the hikawa sisters finally come to like each other again, and i have to say that i think that sayo is truly a good girl and is blessed to have such a good younger sister and band pals an-

me: ..nothing at all :)

man i was playing right when the autumn event went live and when i saw rimi with those ears and the tail, i deadass had a panic attack. i want her so bad. i love kitsune so much and Inari is my favorite kami from the Shinto religion to study.

but my game actually hates me lmao. i think i have the worst luck ever in the history of bang dream and it SUCKS cause i only use free stars. i can't afford to buy them in bulk :((

as a testament to how bad my luck is: i only do the 10 pulls and, as you could see from my profile, i've only ever gotten seven 4☆s. i'm not even lucky with the 3☆s. for some reason, ever since the Lucky Five Colors gacha, i've gotten like. 5 of the "Surprise Present" Saaya's. and now with this fall gacha, i've done two 10 pulls and got the 3☆ Ran twice.

it's so hecking annoying i want this rimi so bad she's all i want. it's literally my dream card ;-;

I'm so happy!