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July 11, 2019 06:30:32 +0000 (UTC)

okusawamiikun
i've come to make an announcement, ran mitake is a bitchass motherfucker, she shredded on my fucking...

i've come to make an announcement, ran mitake is a bitchass motherfucker, she shredded on my fucking wife, THAT'S RIGHT she whipped her red fucking gibson guitar out and shredded on my fucking wife, and then she said her voice was "this big" and i said "thats disgusting," so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, mitake-san you've got a small voice, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my voice looks like! hahproooshhh That's Right Babey! all vocal chords, no edits, no autotune, listen here it sounds like Two Sirens And A God. she fucked my wife, so guess what, i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER VOICE!! except i'm not singing on the earth, i'm gonna go higher. i'm singing on the MOON!! how do you like that marina-san, i sang on the moon you IDIOT!!! you have 23 hours before my teeth fall down and hit the earth, now get out of my sight before i sing at you too.

July 04, 2019 16:03:14 +0000 (UTC)

LittleIdolDemon_122

THIS ISN’T ABOUT BANDORI! THIS IS A COMPLETELY UNRELATED RANT! IGNORE IT IF YOU WANT TO!

People saying that the new Ariel movie won’t be good cause the mermaid’s a black girl have to be some of the dumbest pieces of fuck shit I have ever seen and I’ve seen people say ‘Well you guys know Wakanda’s not a real’. 🙄

First: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT THAT THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN DENMARK! ARIEL WASN’T BORN IN DENMARK! SHE WAS BORN IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN! SHE CAN BE ANY DAMN COLOR!

Second: What’s the most important part about Ariel? It’s not the fucking hair, it’s not that she’s a mermaid. No no no, it’s that she can sing. And you know who else can sing. HALLE FUCKING BAILEY! THAT GIRL IS A QUEEN IN THE MAKING, IF SHE’S NOT ONE ALREADY! If you guys haven’t heard it, I suggest you do. It’s like an angel came and hugged you, her voice is that good.

Third: Black girls can have natural red hair. I repeat, BLACK GIRLS CAN HAVE NATURAL RED HAIR! You red heads are still going to get your representation because the girl’s gonna have red hair!!

Fourth: Ya’ll wanna talk about accuracy!? LET’S TALK ABOUT ACCURACY, LIKE HOW NONE OF THE FILMS SHOW ARIEL’S SISTERS CAME TO HER, GAVE HER SOME KIND OF BLADED WEAPON AND TOLD ARIEL TO KILL THE PRINCE AND BATHE IN HIS BLOOD! LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THE MOVIE ENDS WITH ARIEL AND THE PRINCE LIVING HAPPILY EVER DISNEY BUT GETS TURNED TO SEA FOAM IN THE ORIGINAL! BITCHES WANNA BE ACCURATE BUT DON’T WANNA BE ACCURATE! FUCK OFF!

(Alright, I’m done. Thanks for putting up with this)

June 30, 2019 01:34:59 +0000 (UTC)

WingedOracle

shitty but strange event story idea; kokoro's family buys pasupare's talent agency. hilariousness ensues.

featured members: aya, kokoro, hina, kaoru, and chisato

June 09, 2019 02:43:41 +0000 (UTC)

Allicat

Another story for y'all 🤣

So im at the park, the playground to be exact. Sometimes i just like to sit on the swings and relax you know??? So i go to the bench to put my water bottle down and i feel somebody slap me in the back. It was a lil boy. I thought it was an accident so i shrugged it off

The kid comes up to me and calls me "bean head" im like ok whatever weird kid, so i say the same thing back and he laughs and leaves. So im sitting on the swing minding my own business and the kid comes up to me and calls me a "monkey head". Im like ???? And he leaves again.

You'd think he's done by now but NOPE he comes back AGAIN and he calls me "bitch head" y'aaallll i couldnt believe my ears and eyes. This lil boy swore at me 😭 I told him "do you know what you just said? thats a bad word!" And he starts laughing.

So i leave the playground to go for a nice walk. As i come back near the park (im walking on a track) the lil demon comes up to me AGAIN and he starts saying "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and im like "who are you talking to like that??? You're too young to be swearing like that"

I walk past the park for my walk and he starts following me. Luckily i was talking to some nice ladies in the park, so as this kid was following me saying "fuck you" repeatedly (for god knows why lmao) this lady yells "HEY! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT? THATS A GROWN WOMAN" and the kid was shook af 🤣 he was like "i was just walking" and the lady was like "I saw you bothering her" and he left

Y'all this boy was like 9 😭 where was his mom and dad? Where was the butt whooping? Kids are just demons these days i swear 😂

June 23, 2019 12:50:38 +0000 (UTC)

Pasuterun
CHILD SIT DOWN— SHE FUCKING SCARED ME TO DEATH BUT THAT’LL BE NICE  TOO

okay so i was curious...

CHILD SIT DOWN— SHE FUCKING SCARED ME TO DEATH BUT THAT’LL BE NICE TOO

okay so i was curious george time! i was looking at zombie aya-chin and kokoron~ And then I saw like five new expressions!!!!! I tested out Zombie1 for aya and shE—

that was cringe

June 20, 2019 10:56:47 +0000 (UTC)

akaoi

the prologue of this event summarised briefly yet accurately

Rimi: let's watch this new (horror) movie together, Misaki-chan!

Misaki: sure

Kasumi & Kokoro: ooooh you're watching a movie! we wanna see too, is it fun?

Rimi: it is!!! I'm so happy, we'll all go together

Misaki: uh idk about that. I mean it's about zombies

Kasumi: .......... fuck

June 19, 2019 18:19:02 +0000 (UTC)

aoi_koizumi

lil rant ahead, sorry guys :(

so uh... school is almost over. i'm done with everything, we don't even get hw anymore.

german went well--i got a 10/10. i don't want to sound like i'm not happy, because i sure am. i'm so damn proud of myself, i could cry (actually... i cried).

so what's the matter? my teacher. as you may know, she's my favourite teacher. i love her way of teaching and just her classes in general, but she also helped me emotionally.

flashback to late march. i was feeling super down, i felt useless and stupid. i went to talk with my school therapist after having a breakdown, and when she had to go, my german teacher approached me and asked me what was wrong. i won't give too much details but she really changed me, because we're actually pretty similar. when we were done talking, she told me "Aoi, please, i know it's hard, but please be happy". "I will!" I said. i felt so much happier after that, it was ridiculous.

whenever someone tells me "you just like her because you're good at her subject and she likes that! favouritism!!" (for context basically no one likes her/her subject) i just reply with "i mean, of course she's going to like a student that works, just like any other teacher would do..." but she's not "any other teacher".

so... why am i so sad? it's because she's leaving. she isn't going to be with us next year, and it makes me mad. i'm happy i could meet her, but i didn't know it would only last a year. i'm also afraid our new teacher might not give a shit about the students (my past English teacher was like that--she got mad when i finished earlier than the others), because this is my favourite subject and i don't want anyone to ruin it.

sorry for the rant, but i just really wish she could still teach us German (or any other subject tbh)

June 09, 2019 18:25:31 +0000 (UTC)

LunarP
Hey guys! Happy Pride month! I just wanna say I'm a proud bisexual and love this lesbian with a...

Hey guys! Happy Pride month! I just wanna say I'm a proud bisexual and love this lesbian with a burning passion. Sorry if it looks kind of shitty, I'm not used to coloring and inking and I made this in an hour. Anyways if you wanna see some more art from me in the future please let me know.

June 20, 2019 05:20:59 +0000 (UTC)

LittleIdolDemon_122

Rimi in her 4* - “IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVEN SO MUCH AS BREATHS IN THE VICINITY OF MY CORONETS, I’M BUSTING A CAP IN ALL YOUR DEAD ASSES!!!!!!!!!!”

(#LetRimiCurse2k19)

June 17, 2019 18:08:19 +0000 (UTC)

coffee

It sounds like Kokoro is singing "Gay ass, gay ass - I want a gay ass" in Taiyou Iwaku Moeyo Chaos and I still can't unhear it...

June 12, 2019 19:29:25 +0000 (UTC)

haihils
 Squeals  I so can’t fucking wait to display these beauties. I definitely will have to collect them...

Squeals I so can’t fucking wait to display these beauties. I definitely will have to collect them all to be the best Pokémon trainer in the land.

November 21, 2018 04:53:02 +0000 (UTC)

iloveallbandorigirls
fam lmao im done. i opened up gbp today and i get assaulted with this. i try not to be knowledgeable...

fam lmao im done. i opened up gbp today and i get assaulted with this. i try not to be knowledgeable on future events bc it spoils for the fun for me, so i had no idea this was coming. i didnt even know what to say at first?? this is why my mom roasts these girls when they make cards like this

lisa if u dont take ur nutcracker looking headazz somewhere and sit down child. im not trying to see no kid booty get that thing out of my face . u ripe tomato headazz, mr. krabs headazz. u wanna be living like larry so bad but ur not a lobster. u damn shrimp. look at her face like she already know she hella grounded for this one. this that face u make when ur dad shows up at the mall too and ur soul temporarily leaves ur body bc ur supposed to be at school. after u get busted u sittin in ur dads car and u got this same face the entire ride home bc u know ur getting whooped later.

clearly i would make a good father