im bored so i feel like ranking all of the PasuPare songs currently released (both covers and originals) because absolutely no one asked and its 3am and i dont feel like sleeping bcuz my legs hurt lollllll

this list is gonna be ranked from least fav to fav song bcuz why not make my favs a mystery huhehe (jk its not rly a mystery if u know me)

note: i do not play jp actively, i solely use it to roll in random banners i think are neat, so i do not know the newer songs As Well except Power of Love lololol

anyways

#1. Happy Synthesizer

this song is literally unredeemable. ive never liked the original in the first place, and i am not personally a fan of Chisato's singing voice (i love the girl just.... mehhh) the cover is bad, neither note chart is enjoyable (EX is literally 90% double notes, and Special is just EX but even more bland), its over 2 minutes of just agonizing boring and blandess and suffering because someone chose it in a VS live and you just spent 3 fires but you also literally never want to play this again-

#2. Yura-Yura Ring-Dong-Dance

did i mention i don't like Chisato's singing voice? anyways the song is boring. its an Aya/Chisato duet. the actual set that goes with this song is not great, and it's my least favourite pasupare set trained. the chart gave me the worst time when i was trying to AP it even though its just a 24.

#3. Miku Miku ni Shite Ageru

bad song. awful song. if i have to hear this song one more time i will explode. the leek slides are cute but Why. Tell Me who thought those were fun? aesthetics can be nice but not when the notes are almost not playable because they're overlapping

#4. Wonderland Girl

it is. so. boring. the note charts are literally a snooze fest. and lemme tell u, after tiering t1k in the Pastel Bloom event, i had to have played this song a couple hundred times it feels like. literally EVERYONE was choosing it. it's not my most favourite song in the first place, and then you add to the fact that people Will Spam It Like Crazy and u get a song i just do NOT enjoy anymore, and thats if i even enjoyed it in the first place, which tbf? i didn't much.

#5. Tokimeki Poporon♪

its boring. like the collab is cute. but that's really all there is to it? out of this collab this isn't as bad as Daydream Cafe but its like, there's better songs out there lol?

#6. DANCE! Ojamajo

i actually didn't know this existed. it's okay ? they sound cute? bro i literally didn't even know this was an actual song in game. ive never heard this song before now as im writing this

#7. Fuwa-Fuwa Time

it has risen from worst pasupare song solely because im not forced to play it 6943859439 times in vs lives anymore. bless. anyways its not good. thats how i feel about it. note chart is fine and moderately enjoyable but the FFT spammers not realizing its not a top tier meta song anymore make my opinion of it bad. but i just dont like any of the K-On covers except Go Go Maniac

#8. Hanamaru Andante

first off im not getting that circle thing to make the name right. second off its the first "event song" for pasupare but its note chart is just not fun at all. the song's cute which is bonus points but if i dont have to play it i wont.

#9. SAKURA SKIP

i legitimately don't know why everyone spams this song. is it just me who gets sakura skip spammers? it's okay.

#10. Fantastic Future

we're in the "it's okay" territory right now. i have no feelings towards some of these songs besides that. all i can say is aya sounds cute in them.

#11. Discotheque

i sometimes forget this was even covered by PasuPare, it's such an odd choice for a cover. it works well? the chart is meh but the cover does slap somewhat so i can rate it well-ish

#12. GyuuDAYS♪

giving it some pity points because why did en name it DAYS of Embrace♪.....? en this is why we can't have nice things. anyways as i said for the earlier songs. It Is Okay. 0 opinions whether negative or positive. the song just kinda exists and has those dumb little fast slides why craftegg stop that

#13. Yume Yume Gradation / Hana wa Odore ya Iroha ni Ho

i always think its name is Yume Yume Gradiation. dont know why. it DOES have a full. but it has the same vibes ad Fuwa Fuwa Yumeiro Sandwich where it sounds like something you'd hear on a PBS Kids tv show trying to teach kids idk. colours? probably. points on it being the song to one of my fav pasupare sets lol. im also including Hana wa Odore ya Iroha ni Ho with Yume Yume because i feel the same towards it as i do Yume Yume.

#14. Pasupa Revolutions

bonked down a few tiers bcuz last night someone chose it and i got excited thinking i was gonna play Paradisus-Paradoxum until i realized it was just Pasupa. curses random player who dashed my hopes and dreams. Anyways. It's an older pasupare song. it's mehh but it works for pasupare.

#15. Dream Parade

this was my first ever AP on a 26 difficulty song. i literally don't know how, i was just trying to finish What a Wonderful World's live goal for clear a PasuPare 26 with 10 or less greats. bonus points for that. otherwise, the song's aight, but the notechart is exceptionally weird? like it's not bad, but it's such a weird notechart to play???

#16. Sobakasu

all i can say is i enjoy its charts on Special and Expert a lot and the cover is very very enjoyable.

#17. Sekai wa Koi ni Ochiteiru

i remember trying to tier this song when it came out. i didn't do it bcuz my teams sucked back then but thats besides the point. its a HoneyWorks song and i love anything HoneyWorks makes, and aya sounds SO delightful in this cover.

#18. Yuri yurarararayuruyuri Daijiken

why is the name like that. anyways all i can hear is smoke weed everyday when this song plays. only tru mowtendoo fans remember. also the first spam ruins my dreams of aping the song ever.

#19. Attsuatsu Tokonatsu Love Summer

this song is very cute. very summery! reminds me of what could have been sheds single tear at the thought of no summer aya

#20. secret base

Here it is. The first song I ever AP'd on Expert. A legend in my house. Not really but just pretend it is. It's a wonderful soft song. They did find Menma

#21. Kimagure Romantic

forgot to include this one, oops, its a fun song. the album art is adorable

#22. Haru Modo Ki

okay this is just another soft song that is soooooo enjoyable to just relax to. not the best soft song, we'll get to that eventually, but soft and relaxing. aya i love u

#23. Karakuri Pierrot

as forgettable as this cover is, oh my LORD the outfits it brought with it. Aya sounds fantastic and i do not hate a single one of their outfits. did i mention i absolutely love the outfit set? no? well i do.

#24. Q&A Recital

okay, well, this is the point where we start to get to the songs i adore. i absolutely love Q&A Recital. is it my favourite cover? not by a mile. but is it a song i adore? YES omg i love playing this song and listening to it

#25. Pep meets Step

im not gonna lie, before i heard the full, i did not like this song. i would've placed it much lower. and then, the full came out, and before i knew it, i fell in love. i love the steampunk event that came with it (maya's card is bad but the outfit slaps so she can pass) and the Moles Took Over! i think this is the last event i tiered t1k in before Summer Aya sent me to the land of sadness

#26. Wonderful Sweet!

this is the current event song, and before attempting to t100 this event, i had no feelings towards this song. however, now ive actually played and listened to it, i can say oh my LORD its such a cute song. i still dont appreciate people choosing it in the Free Live room (go to the event song room people theres a reason it exists) but i do appreciate the song fully. also aya's a 2* in this event #blessed

#27. Title Idol

i know everyone hates this event's cards, but im one of those weirdos who loves them a lot. very weird. i just love them being in their casual rehersal clothing in their untraineds? somethin about them. the trained cards are very remniscent of their initial 2 star cards and i think it's cute, definitely could have done better. anyways this aint about the event this about the song and Hoo Boy i fell in love immediately with this song. is it weird? i dunno i don't know yalls opinions on this song. i love it tho

#28. Winking Cheer

i just love this song by default, due to it being the Play Act event song, and Play Act is my favourite PasuPare set ever. it's so soft, so peppy, so happy, so joyful, it just gives u the good feels when listening to it.....

#29. Baby Sweet Berry Love

ever since i first heard this cover, ive loved it. Aya literally sounds like the original singer in this song, its perfection in song form

#30. Unite! From A to Z

okay, i'll admit, i love this song to bits and pieces, but it's at this low in the list despite that because oh my lord im sick of playing it as much as you guys are, just stop disconnecting on it. y'all would rather play Teardrops than play etuze twice in the same amount of time as Teardrops takes to finish. weirdos. y'all don't want a free buff score and event points? wild

#31. SURVIVOR Never Give Up!

the funny thing about this song, is that during its event, i was actually in the middle of nowhere in a state park in South Carolina, sitting on the most uncomfortable leather couch in the middle of summer, tiering t1k while on vacation at a family reunion. i really was the survivor who never gave up

#32. Mou Ichido Luminous

i love this event so much. it was such an angsty event, an event full of my suffering getting that event title that everyone else also wanted. it felt so good when i finally ap'd this song. it's a wonderful full song too! can we get the full in game pretty pls craftegg

#33. MOON PRIDE

this used to be my favourite song in-game a long time ago. when it first came out i played it more times than i'd be willing to admit. i've 1-greated this song more times than ive played events of. SHINY MAKEUP KAGAYAKU YO-

#34. Kanade

just like previous soft songs, this song is so soft and charming. relaxing to just lay back and listen to aya's beautiful voice softly sing to you. an easy chart to boot.

#35. Kyu~Mai Flower

CUTIE & mIGHTY FLOWERING RING. its not top song because of those horrendous fast flicks you have to flick while sliding a note with ur right hand at the same time

#36. Luka Luka Night Fever

this is my favourite samfree song covered by my favourite bandori band. do you guys know how excited i am for it to come to en? i bop to this song on the daily. luka luka controls my existence. youn put it on im immediately grooving.

#37. Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake

sometimes i remember how we didn't get this bop of a song on en, yet got the absolutely horribly Koi wa Chaos instead. why licensers? why would you not let Hanamaru Pippi come over? the charming slides that form an 8, the chaotic vibes, Aya trying to be chaotic to match the vibes, this is always a fav to play on JP

#38. Power of Love!!!

i love this song. a lot. its my sister's fav pasupare song too. i cannot say more.

#39. Stay Alive

whew we're almost done. its now almost 4am as im writing this. im so exhausted from trying to hotwire my brain to write this. anyways there are no bad rezero songs and Aya's VA did a FANTASTIC job singing this song. her soft vocals with the powerful music makes for a wonderful cover thats also fun to play.

#40. can it be over-i mean Shuwarin Dreamin

SHUWA SHUWA COMPELS ME TO PLAY MORE SHUWARING

#41. Nostalgic Rainfall

the first time i ever heard this cover, i was confused. it was so familiar, some may call it..... nostagic. ahem. anyways. after i found out who it was by (big surprise, its HoneyWorks!) i realized exactly which song it was, and it's one of my favourite covers in the game. the music, aya's voice, the vibes, all perfect. ive played it a couple times on JP server, and i've enjoyed every time i've played it. probably one of the few songs i never get tired of playing. i am waiting patiently for it to come over to EN, and i believe everyone can enjoy this wonderful masterpiece of a cover song. the chorus is just so soft yet so strong, almost making you feel that nostalgic rainfall as real. anyways thats really deep i guess i really am tired.

#42. Zettai Sengen Recital

recital is probably struck through. i don't care. Zettai Sengen is my favourite Bandori song of all time. Halloween is of course my favourite holiday i actually cried back in 2017 when i had my surgery and couldn't go trick or treating because i literally could not walk oop- and the set is probably my 3rd favourite set in-game, only behind Devoted Idol and Play Act. i tiered this song itself with a nice #72 on rankings (or was it something else? it was not a bad rank) without a full cool team because Halloween Pasupare hates me. Aya herself only came home on the most recent paid Guaranteed 4 Star Limited Card 10-play gacha. Zettai Sengen has been my fav since the event came out, from the cute little Tick-Tocks of the girls to the notechart being my favourite (i know its not fun for most people, dont @ me, im just weird) in game next to Paradisus-Paradoxum and StaRt and Extra Magic Hour. this set is very special to me, and this song is too. also i t5k'd the actual event only because i ONLY played Zettai throughout the entire event- only a couple of times did i move to free live room, and i would quickly go back to the Zettai room because i couldn't stand not playing it.

anyways theres my big ol list and my big ol zettai rant pls let me know in the comments if u want to fight me for my choices love u all good night xoxo