this is what happens when you leave me with a permanent marker unsupervised

best comeback ever is on my ankle

person: ur ugly

me: [holds up ankle] u think boi

person: bye

edit: its been 24 hours... its still there

i FINALLY get to use the neo-aspect romaji lyrics that have been gathering dust in the corner. like reeee its on sAtUrDaY

sAtUrDaY is also when i audition for beauty and the beast. and of course all of the ladies are either auditioning for mrs potts or belle and my parents are like "o noodle youd make the perfect belle!~~ good luck sweetie!!!" and im sitting here like "you guys i really dont care... like i can be babette or somethin" and memorizing a scene, monologue and song by then will be rEALLY HARD especially for me bc my schedule is packed??

and we created the ultimate beast:

akocado and tomoeto

(made by me dont stel)

after 2,000,000 yrs of work

i fiNALLY AM GETTING INTO ACCELERATED MATH(next school year, grade 7)but im still very excited!!! i mean i havent been good at math for years past but im really glad to be getting it(surprisingly)

and i learned to never scream in english and never sing with your mouth so close to the phone mic. life lessons yall

wHAT

WHAT

W H A T?????

is tHIS TOMOHIMA

come on crafteggu we need our rarepair content??? like we did in the good old days especially with the wedding event??

rlly short bc its 1 am

my brain: you did it again noodle

me: what

my brain: let me take advantage of you

me: i just wanna sleep

my brain: ok but oNLY TONIGHT

me: fucking finally

my brain: oh and smol leaders bday is today

me: [looks at birthdays] youre right

my brain: welp better get cracking

me: iTS 1 AM????

oh yeah hbd to our ducky mom alli! ♡

hbd to my hIKAWA B A B I E S!!!!!!!!!!!! ik its tomorrow but i wanna post early for no particular reason

the hikawas resemble the rocky relationship my younger brother and i have. im the sayo, constantly starting arguments with him and not wanting him to do same as me. my brother is... also sayo. we nEVER look up to eachother but we have a hikawa-like relationship

but hbd hikawas

gfidosiqodowf next event my bOP IS COMING TO EN?????

i love jamboree!journey! too much

fave afterglow song and the solo lines are amazing

moca made me faint with her solo

my brain: hey guess what

me: kill me now what the fuck do you want

my brain: its that time again and its coming in 2 months

me: no no no im not ready for such emotional pressure!!! save me!!!

my brain: its only...

me: finals.. yep i know definitely looking forward to those

my brain: oh and also

me: what now? cant you see im busy sleeping

my brain: what do you think of the letter "p"?

me: im gonna lock myself in the bathroom for eternity goodbye

my brain: [brings very large box] youre gonna need this. a box full of survival supplies

me: on second thought, im gonna jump out of the window now and also why remind me its been a year

me: aND IM TAKING THE FRIDGE WITH ME SO I CAN EAT BEFORE I DIE

my brain: that doesnt make se- yknow im gonna stop talking bc if i continue shes gonna thrash me. note to self: dont talk to a koneko while shes trying to sleep especially the things she stresses out about like performance, people and literally everything else that starts with a p even pancakes(she hates making them but loves eating them)

im dying migraines arent fun and god knows where i put my fuCKING ADVIL

you guys im sorry and a lot of people are gonna hate me for my opinions but hey i just hate yukilisa and tsugusayo

oh right i dont have an opinion on kasuari so ye

so

my moms friends son turned 3 and he had his birthday party today and it was adorable but heres the thing. it was dinosaur themed and one of the food items was those dinosaur chicken nuggets

yknow what he calls them?

chickiroars

it is the cutest fucking thing ever