LittleIdolDemon’s, a.k.a. Liddy, Random Thought 2, Day 1.

How conversations with my irl friends usually go.

Friend: Hey Janelle, I just saw you scratch your butt.

Me: I didn’t wash my hands yet. Wanna smell it?

Friend: Hm, what is that smell?

Me: Oh that’s just the smell of my soul slowly dying and my body following suit.

Friend: Oh, is that so?

Me: Yup

Friend:

Me:

Friend: Wanna play Mario Party?

Me: Fuck yea.