On Today's Episode of "This Card is So Good, I Would've Believe This Was a 4* if Somebody Said So":

I'm probably wrong, but.......... I think the afterglow angst event will start after this popipa event

so

full image bc why not,,

wedding set is coming and i have no stars. this is fine. Rimi totally isn't a limited card. yup.

Maybe my notifs are always so glitchy because i get so much ducky love that its just too much to handle. Ducky fam is too powerful

As that person still continually offering bread before lives, I am deeply saddened by the appearance of a new threat to my cause. It is, of course, none other than this:

Gone are the days when I was simply ignored. Now the power to refuse my charity in the clearest way possible has been bestowed upon players and I will not stand for it. Everyone must take my virtual bread. Every last person I encounter. This is an outrage

This pizza was so delicious but im currently in a food coma lol

My life now consists of sitting in the lobby offering bread I don't have to random strangers in the hope that they will ask for a tooth-rotting calorie-filled puffy cone thing I have never tasted

It's a sad and bleak existence but someone finally sent Rimi's sticker today and I feel satisfaction beyond words

40 followers??? Wow you guys are the best 😭 im so lame, but thank you as always ducky fam!! 🦆💕💕💕 love you!!

Last night I had a dream that Eli Ayase and Kokoro were in a competition over who was the best Russian.... Apparently Kokoro is Russian according to my dream.

Anyway, the competition consisted of baking bread and making tea. I don't know who won.

The day has come!! We did it kids!! 🦆🐤🐤🐤🎉