It has been 710 days since Moca's last 3* event card and so far she is the only girl who still only has one 3* event card. Please for the love of god Craft Egg? Have you forgotten about her?

Edit: Another event with no Moca 3* ((((:

Edit Aug 30: Preemptively editing this because the next event is confirmed full Roselia so again. no moca ((((((((((((:

Edit Sept 20: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:

Edit Oct 20: LOL!

Edit Oct 30: teehee will I ever be free from this post?

Edit Nov 9: next event banner revealed and it's a pasupare event so let's just preemptively update this to 606 god damn days TEEHEE LOVE IT

Edit Dec 10: ...........................................................................

Edit Dec 20: LLLMMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOO

Edit Dec 31: TWO YEARS NO MOCA EVENT HERE WE COME

Edit Jan 20, 2020: it's not even funny anymore. there's no reason at all that she's gacha again and not the event reward.

Edit Feb 9: teehee next event is full Roselia!

edit feb 19: TWO YEARS NO MOCA EVENT IS GONNA BE REAL

EDIT FEB 28: WHITE DAY AFTERGLOW EVENT MOCA 3* REWARD AFTER 710 DAYS I AM FINALLY FREE FROM THIS CURSE

FINALLY! It's been months...

BanG Dream! 5th Anniversary Celebratory Art

I messed up, yesterday wasn’t the anniversary, I’m sorry!! Source.

puts on his tuxdeo one again

Well ... another month is about to reach its end, and with it comes its last birthday. Most likely, our honoree for today can find the fact that every two years her special day does not mark the end of the month ... deeply meaningfull i guess ... but let me tell you something fam. thats only because ...

Booorriiiiiiin'

Wait, who did say that?

That would be me. 'sup gramps?

Ok ... i need to ask it ... why the hell are you here Hikari?

'cause it's Kaoru-Han bday, why else? oh, also 'cause someone shoul' stop this mess. i mean did ya see the crowd? they were supposed to be partyin' not sleepin'!

They look pretty awake to me you know?

Lis'en gramps, this can'not continue, if you keep doin' things like this you woul' never reach your goal.

What are you talking about now?

You woul' never became a giant robot's pilot!

What does that even mean?!

oooh! That was a good one, gramps!

... ok ... listen, this has been long enough, why don't we just end this so everyone else can go back to the party?

as ya wish!

Good...well...sorry for the wait fam. now if everybody is ready, rise your glasses and...

Happy Birthday Kaoru!! let's hope you can have another fleeting day!

Shout out to the AG stans. Seems like you guys are finally getting your event 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

happy birthday, kaoru!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Thy Radiance of Beauty; Captivated Myriads of Many; So Today, we Say;

Happy Birthday Kaoru!

Last time connection problems happened on a birthday, it was Chisato’s... Hm... I find it kinda funny how the quote is from my alt on my old phone, rather than my main.

It’s been a while since I’ve played bang dream but I will come back for this reason and this reason alone and that’s because it’s best girls birthday :)

DUDES I’M SCARED I JUST JUMPED ON TODAY AND FOUND AN ONSLAUGHT OF MORFONICA

The band looks amazing and everyone is gorgeous but like

Bottom left: black haired Kaoru

Mashiro: MayaEve

Touko: ChisatoLisa

Top left: HimariAya

Top right: Ichika(BonTekuno)PAREO

Like, I like them and all, but . . . But . . . But it would mess literally everything up if they got added into the game. Same thing with RAS. I couldn’t have one member of each band in a multi, I couldn’t have a complete band of drummers or something, and . . . Yeah, everything would just be really messed up.

Anyway. Also, black-haired Kaoru plays the violin? Kona from BonTekuno plays the violin along with the bass but who cares anymore all of my original ideas are being taken XD (at least I can take pride in the fact that I thought of them before I knew any of this.)

So. What are you guys’ thoughts on the new band? I’m just glad we have another year until they come to my server.

Also— I thought it was just because we went up to my grandparents’ house in the woods with bad wi-fi, but I realize a lot of people have said the same thing, where it won’t open? I really very much absolutely strongly hope it opens for the White Day Tae event pls pls plspls—

Edit: I realized I accidentally said Hanne instead of Touko so I changed it :3

happy birthday kaoru you may not be my favorite but ily full homo :)

Happy birthday Kaoru!