i present to you all: Roselnyaa~! OwO: Part 1

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“Yukina, I’m so excited for you!” Lisa wraps her arms around Ako and begins jumping up and down. They’re watching Yukina, who is stooped over a litter of kittens swimming in a fishbowl. “I told you, Ako—I just knew Yukina wouldn’t be able to resist if we came down to this adoption center—didn’t I say that?”

“Y-yeah - you - did, - Li - sa! Can – we – stop - jump - ing, - now?” Lisa lets go of Ako, whose eyes have become swirling galaxies. She tries to keep her balance while Lisa blushes.

“Stop goofing off, you two,” Yukina snaps and goes on—“Sayo and Rinko understand that we need to maintain a professional image, even when adopting cats.”

Then Yukina gestures a hand toward the general vicinity of said girls; Rinko is sprawled out on the floor in a corner of the animal adoption center, scratching her butt and digging for gold while farming Dragalia Lost materials on Auto.

Sayo is shredding her guitar for a confused gerbil hostage and screaming at him every time he asks her to play Wonderwall.

Ako, beaten into submission by her dizzy spell, tumbles over and breaks one of the fishbowls—a whole slew of drenched horses, now free, go bolting out of the building.

Later, all five girls are walking out of the adoption center, Yukina holding a cat in either arm. “Oh, look at the sky. I should get these two home before nightfall.”

“I agree,” Rinko adds, “Have you all seen the news about that person who runs around at midnight, cutting off people’s hair and eating it like spaghetti?”

The girls take a moment to shudder. Isn’t “The Moonlit Slurper” just a rumor?

After exchanging farewells, Ako, Rinko, and Sayo all head to Rinko’s house to play Donkey Kong 64. Lisa walks Yukina home.

“…Hey, Yukina.” As Yukina gets settled in her house, Lisa watches from the front door and fiddles with her own hair.

“Yes, Lisa?”

“You’re, uh… you’re not going to…? You know, with the cats… only two, right?”

“Correct, Lisa. There's only two. Goodnight.” Yukina stares at Lisa as she sets the two kittens down. They hiss at each other and one gives a Stone Cold Stunner to the other.

“Goodnight, then…” Lisa waves and heads back to her place for the night.

Yukina stands up and folds her arms, surveying the kittens as they tear up her house. It’s already starting to smell like cat urine, and Yukina’s eyes are red and coated with tabby fur. “Only two, huh?”

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CHILD HINA AND SAYO CHILD HINA AND SAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

CRAFT EGG HAS ANSWERD MY PRAYERS HOLY CRAP I AM SPENDING ALL OF MY STARS ON THIS GACHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Also, thank you all so much for 15 followers! You guys all just so nice :D

Massu looks so excited sharing choco with Rei!! big GIRLFRIEND moment aaaa ilovethem

DreamFes Pulls Goals were mainly for Himari (best girl never comes home) and Hina with Hagu/Misaki being a nice bonus if I got them.

Wildest pull in my life tbh. Saw Hina and was screaming internally that it was the wrong Hina. Was thankful regardless because I needed a pure Hina for the team. Initial Saaya was like hello and Hagu said move over bitch I’m coming. When Rimi appeared close to the end, I lost it. I love that card since it has Yuri and if GuriGuri was a permanent band, she would definitely be best girl. Hina came home. I was excited and equally salty that she came home. Excited because yay I’ve been having this full PasuPare goal for forever and salty because Chisato is the only one missing 😭.

Dream fes Tomoe decided to join the party along with dupe Hina.🥴 Still no Himari but at least I have Christmas Misaki and the set for HHW is complete.

Zombie Misaki joined the party but still no Himari 😔. Going to try and get some more stars for at least two more pulls before I call it quits and save for next year Anniversary.

I don't know why, but it seems Himari wants to play hide and seek with me.

And yes, it's a bug.

Quick christmas Sayo and Hina doodle 😺👍

tbh the next event looks so cute!! I don’t really like sayohina’s cards but these look so pretty pls

i hope it doesnt look that bad doe

Reminder that PASSIONATE ANTHEM is literally Roselia saying "Try us if you want to."

I'm kinda dissapointed right now, I was able to get every single Roselia (re:zero collab) character, except for Rinko...

私は今ちょっとがっかりしています、リンコを除いてすべてのロゼリア（re：ゼロから始める異世界生活）のキャラクターを手に入れることができました...

so i was chatting w/ nija, one thing led to another and i told her that aya wouldn't be my first choice if i had to cook and eat a bandori girl. she mistakenly asked who it would be, i'm very hungry as of late so i made this as a thorough guidebook answer.

it's not based on which girls i like or dislike, it's purely about who i would put in my stomach. if i'm trapped on an island with these girls, and i need to methodically consume them all, this is the level of peril each girl would be at as i manage the endeavor. make of it what you will

Hey, you all remember my last post right? Here's a better one that I made after that

summoning RUI VS RINKO ENEMIES TO FRIENDS after 4th anniversary. bushiroad you better pull through or you will be dealt with.