y'all i was playing the drums today trying to learn some bandori music and it dawned on me

it's really 2019 out here and i'm not the type to make new years resolutions normally, but i gotta make an exception. so if u remember fam i more or less surrendered the war to smols at the end of last year, all that good stuff well

imma be real y'all i hate it ok. being a nice tall person is pure garbage booty trash, idk how yukikasu808 does it. whats even the point of being tol if ur not gonna eat smol people for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? like hello sir who need it. I DO SIR, I NEED IT HOT AND CRISPY W/ SOME GLAZE

so my new years resolution is to not change at all and be the same exact evil tol bean that i absolutely love being. lets start the year off right w/ some short dad jokes dont worry this wont be tall i mean long ahHA

a) can ms. shirasagi reach the top shelf?

• nope, she couldnt do it even by standing on her tippy chisatoes hohoho

b) why did the ako cross the road?

• to make sure her lucky pot of gold was still safe

c) man, have u guys seen misaki lately? she seems rly oppressed.

• ive tried to stop overlooking her but its just hard to see things at her level

d) fam today i saw like four different convos going on at the mall area in bandori.

• no big deal tho i mean it was a small get together all things considered hHOOOOOO HEYYY YAAAA

e) maya and saya are so cool y'all, i hope my daughters turn out like them.

• theyre always so down to eaRTH UGH!!!! I FEEL THE TOL POWER COURSING THRU MY VEINS LETS GO!!!

f) rimi scares me sometimes if im being 100 fam. i feel like she would try to pickpocket me irl.

• i cant really imagine her stooping that high tho hO. HOOHOHO

ayyyy lmao bushido dad back on bull y'all and it feels right this gonna be a good year