i love a dead meme

• Logs in Sees bushido dad made it to the top 10. Yay congrats I’m so proud of him 😭

• Scrolls down some Alright alright everything looks okay

• Goes to Gacha page Oh shit PasePare is doing Halloween this year. Also breathes sigh of relief seeing best girl Eve as the event 2* and 2nd fav pastel baby girl Chisato as the 3*. Your girl is broke and does not have stars if this went any other way.

• Looks below Halloween Gacha banner

• Clicks on DreamFes Gacha banner

OH GOD WHY!!!

I jokingly thought a few days ago what if we had our next dream fes soon. I did not think it would happen and it would be baby girl choco cornet Rimi to be the next release. All my almost 2k stars are now going to fuel my sweat and tears into getting her because I feel the need to at least try.

Thank you guys for reading my inner thoughts and ramblings of despair. Alexa play a somber chocolate bass recipe. 🍫🎸😭

This card is my religion

Bandori: Halloween Maya 3*

Me: I'm dead.

Bandori: Limited gacha.

Me: So dead :')

you know what got me thinking after looking the recent dreamfes cards?

dreamfest cards is the 4 star version of the initial 3 star cards

kaoru's initial 3 star

kaoru's dream festival card

and don't forget about rimi initial 3 star

dreamfes

why did i just realized this now

Oof I completely forgot to post it here but I set myself a 40k stars goal for Christmas Saya and I reached it a bit early!!

I’m really scared she won’t come home bc this is the largest amount I’ve ever saved in a gacha game (and bandori’s rate up sucks) and I’d be really upset if I didn’t get her ( ；∀；)

But yeah I’m gonna try to get to 45k by the time she comes around on the en server!!

The Grand Finale of The search for Jungle Maya

IT HAS COME.

Total Number of Stars: 3015 (Thanks to tapjoy) Number of scouts: 2 Outcome: Fail

Yes, I didn’t get Jungle Maya in those 2 scouts. However, I still got some good cards:

• Tanabata Sayo
• Initial Saaya
• Hagumi Initial
• Moca Initial (And now I have the full set of Moca costumes. She loves me too much.)

But is this the end? No! I mananged to save enough stars and could do another 10 pull and I got HER!!!!!!!

Mission Successful! Next we are going for “Natural wind Gacha Eve!”

Chisato looks like she dead ass should be eating some expensive caviar while rocking her Gucci and red bottom Louboutins without a care in the world. She starts her day with a mimosa every morning because she can and her motto is it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

tell me why there's a 0.029% chance for non-event 4-stars and a 0.501% chance for the event 4-stars and i get not ONE but TWO NON-EVENT 4-STARS AAAAAAAFDHJSKhfkdjsfds

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING ADJADHOAS I WANTED REST BUT I'M ACTUALLY GOIGN TO CR Y ????

BEST GIRL + BEST HOLIDAY + BEST HAIRSTYLE???? SIDJADHAUDAAS I LOV E HER

AND IM BROKE

Wheres the depression tag