My Favorite Quote from Garage Band, an episode from Beavis and Butt-Head.

[Beavis and Butt-Head look at the motel sign and walk into a motel.]

Manager: Can I help you, kids?

Butt-Head: Uhhhhh, we're like a band.

Manager: Oh, you must have read the sign, but what do you play?

Butt-Head: Uhhhhh, we're uhhhh, a band.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, heh-heh, yeah, check this one out, heh...does air guitar...Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.

Manager: Alright, uhm, I'm kinda new to this, uh, what's the name of your band?

Butt-Head: Uhhhhh...

Beavis: Ummmm, heh, umm, heh-heh. hmm-heh.

Butt-Head: Uhhhhhh, uh huh-huh, you mean like AC/DC? Uh huh-huh

Beavis: Heh-heh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, or, ummm heh, or Metallica, yeah, yeah, heh, that's a cool name, heh-heh.

Manager: Metallica, hmm, that has a nice ring to it, a-and what are your names?

Beavis: Umm heh-heh hmm-heh, Beavis, hmm-hmm-heh.

Butt-Head: Uhhhhhh, uh huh-huh, Butt-Head, uh huh-huh.

Manager (writing on paper on clipboard): "Metallica featuring Beavis and Nut-Head."

Butt-Head: Uhhhh, no, uh huh-huh.

Manager: Okay, you kids got yourself a concert, see you tonight.

Butt-Head: YES!

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, heh-heh...doe air guitar solo...heh-heh, hmm-heh.

[They walk out of the motel.]

Beavis: Cool, heh-heh, heh-heh, "We're Metallica featuring Beavis and Butt-Head!", heh-heh, heh, yeah, yeah, heh, heh-heh, heh-heh.

Butt-Head: Uhhhh, that doesn't sound right, it should be like "Butt-Head and Beavis", "Beavis and Butt-Head" sounds stupid, uh huh-huh.

Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah, heh, umm, heh, N-NO, NO, heh, I kinda like "Beavis and Butt-Head", yeah heh, I don't know it just sounds right, hmm hmm-heh.

Butt-Head: Damn it, Beavis, this is my band. My name comes first, don't you like, want to be a hit? Uh huh-huh.

Beavis: No way, heh-heh! If you hit me, I'm gonna kick you in the nads, heh-heh!

Butt-Head: Yeah, try it, and I'll beat the living crap out of you! Uh huh-huh.

Butt-Head: Damn it, this band isn't working, it's like, we don't like, uhhhhh, communicate or something, uh huh-huh.

Beavis: Umm heh, what, hmm hmm-heh.

Butt-Head: Uhhh, I don't know, what? Uh huh-huh.

Beavis: Umm, what the hell are you talking about?

Butt-Head: Uhhh, you're just a buttknocker, uh huh-huh.

Beavis: Don't call me a buttknocker, you son of a bitch, heh-hmm, hmm-heh.

Butt-Head: This band sucks, I'm gonna get outta here, uh huh-huh.

Beavis: Heh-heh, oh yeah, hmm, hmm-heh, I'm gonna get outta here, this sucks, hmm-hmm, hmm-heh.

Edit 1: If you have not watched this episode, please watch it here: https://www.wco.tv/beavis-and-butt-head-season-7-episode-25-garage-band

Edit 2: Beating someone up is not nice to do, but at least I removed the NSFW tag so you can like my activity after you read this quote that I like.