soooo, i scouted for the new Yukina and...

boop! wrong Yukina came home!

I'm not the person who does this but oh my gosh the new Roselia cards are beautiful

QUEEN YUKINA!!!

Please love her

I've made a Decision ... I've done two 10 pulls and countless solos for the Mermaid set and none of them came home, not even Ako. so ...

I didn't think I'd wanna save a lot again because rate-up sucks but if none of them come home until the gacha ends, I'm doing it. I'm saving literally all I have on EN until the gacha comes there. I'm scouting ... well maybe once or twice but not more than that. everything else /will/ be saved. I'll force these mermaids out and if it means I'll have to survive on event cards for a year. YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, ROSELIA

super duper secret spy agent yuck here! reporting undercover from investigating of wallpapers.. here’s the real stuff.. not shady..

just in case you want the light bigger

The new 4 and 3 stars cards are beautiful and all that but why is nobody talking about this?

Edit: I'm in the hot page? People here have good taste.

dang fam i forgot this new himari is a pure scorer. i feel conflicted bc, almost two weeks ago i made a new account to get summer himari after not getting her w/ 15k stars. shes cool but i realized that her lock + 30% score boost is like, painfully underwhelming for multi live cooperation

i put 6k into the spooky gacha just now and didnt even get two star tomoe, and statistically speaking im not getting jack. i wont get a lot of stars between now and the end of this event, since i cant play too much w/ college about to start

i kind of wanna reroll to guarantee getting all five of my spooky daughters, after that i’ll just save and only use gacha for limited / dreamfest afterglow cards bc gacha is killing me at this point. but it feels a little evil to abandon summer himari like this lmao. what do y’all think? am i being a heartless father or would u say “nah u straight dog”??

Edit: ok i quit fam lmao. i rerolled like 40+ times and didnt get a single four star. just now i finally got a four star, thought it was himari but nope, aya. i actually like aya tho and since shes a scorer im just going to keep it and try to get more pastel cards until the ran and moca dreamfest. im sorry aglow but i cant take this. rerolling has depleted my soul

my dreamfes pulls went well.... though, I feel a little guilty because I'm supposed to save for kaoru. well I still have 12k stars so I'm not really worried, and I will most likely get to 15k stars again until kaoru, but :(

ok for some reason, i feel like there will be a rerun of lim lisa on jp since right now there's a limited cool roselia gacha w/ swimsuits.

if that happens, i'm proud to say that i stand tall with 100 stars, ready to get nothing. :')

have u ever wondered what would happen if iloveallbandorigirls was on the writing team for ur favorite games? well say no more fam i got u covered. i present to u: bandori but the card stories are written by iloveallbandorigirls, part 1

ran: tsugu girl did u see that?? girl did u HEAR that noise??? tsugu that was not no ghost that was a dang serial killer!!! hes gonna stab my emo headazz!

tsugumi: b... what is wrong w/ u? ur trippin on some friday the 13th ish right now. u must’ve forgotten that im the realest, hardest girl in these streets. if ur with me then ur straight, imma hold u down baby. also can u get off me, ur lowkey riding a bit too close

ran: see tsugu thats why u my homie!!! u always got my spooky headazz covered. lmao im about to pee myself rn also but lets worrya about that bridge when we cross it

tsugumi: ran i swear if u piss urself im gonna smack u so hard that ur soul falls out and gets stuck in one of these paintings. like b, do u want to become the next mona lisa

ran: well damn tsugu what the heck u getting all scary for?? b, are U the serial killer? why the frick would u slap me, w/ ur organic beef ramen bowl haircut headazz. girl ur trippin, we gotta stay together in this piece.

tsugumi: oh hell nah, u cant just try to roast me and change the subject fam. matter of fact u cant even roast me, u rejected hot topic model, u shadow the hedgehog lookin headazz, “wheres that damn fourth guitar pick” headazz. i know ur not tryna diss me out here all lowkey lmao

ran: well fine u damn oogly boogly monster since u wanna act all tough and scary imma grill u and ur rotten banana brown hair. first of all why are u holding the flashlight like that?? are u trying to stun a ghost and get out ur vacuum b? are u going to take a picture w/ ur fatal frame headazz?

tsugumi: alright thats it u teenage mirror’s edge lookin headazz. im about to roast u on some open-flame el pollo loco chicken type—wait did u hear that sound

ran: tsugu i take back everything i said ur my realest homie like id kiss the ground u walk on. just hold me tight and dont let me go on some real ish baby idc homo or no homo whatever u want i will worship u

tsugumi: smh u edgy courage the cowardly dog headazz. alright lets get through this together

welp, this might be the last event card i can get for a while. (due to school starting next week)