have u ever wondered what would happen if iloveallbandorigirls was on the writing team for ur favorite games? well say no more fam i got u covered. i present to u: bandori but the card stories are written by iloveallbandorigirls, part 1
ran: tsugu girl did u see that?? girl did u HEAR that noise??? tsugu that was not no ghost that was a dang serial killer!!! hes gonna stab my emo headazz!
tsugumi: b... what is wrong w/ u? ur trippin on some friday the 13th ish right now. u must’ve forgotten that im the realest, hardest girl in these streets. if ur with me then ur straight, imma hold u down baby. also can u get off me, ur lowkey riding a bit too close
ran: see tsugu thats why u my homie!!! u always got my spooky headazz covered. lmao im about to pee myself rn also but lets worrya about that bridge when we cross it
tsugumi: ran i swear if u piss urself im gonna smack u so hard that ur soul falls out and gets stuck in one of these paintings. like b, do u want to become the next mona lisa
ran: well damn tsugu what the heck u getting all scary for?? b, are U the serial killer? why the frick would u slap me, w/ ur organic beef ramen bowl haircut headazz. girl ur trippin, we gotta stay together in this piece.
tsugumi: oh hell nah, u cant just try to roast me and change the subject fam. matter of fact u cant even roast me, u rejected hot topic model, u shadow the hedgehog lookin headazz, “wheres that damn fourth guitar pick” headazz. i know ur not tryna diss me out here all lowkey lmao
ran: well fine u damn oogly boogly monster since u wanna act all tough and scary imma grill u and ur rotten banana brown hair. first of all why are u holding the flashlight like that?? are u trying to stun a ghost and get out ur vacuum b? are u going to take a picture w/ ur fatal frame headazz?
tsugumi: alright thats it u teenage mirror’s edge lookin headazz. im about to roast u on some open-flame el pollo loco chicken type—wait did u hear that sound
ran: tsugu i take back everything i said ur my realest homie like id kiss the ground u walk on. just hold me tight and dont let me go on some real ish baby idc homo or no homo whatever u want i will worship u
tsugumi: smh u edgy courage the cowardly dog headazz. alright lets get through this together
