Huggling af

Salsa: https://twitter.com/39_q_/status/1008337286583316485

This morning, I wanted to try getting some new cards from the last gacha. Then, THIS HAPPEND.

I was internally screaming I can't do it.

i just asked a friend (who has 0 bandori knowledge) to describe every band:

popipa: the 5 monokubs but they're all highschool girls

pasupare: they're all just gays

aglo: goth girls

roselia: goth girl fuckers v2

harohapi: CIRCUS FUCKErs

all the bands have improved so much but especially PasuPare imo. compare Shuwarin Dreaming to Tenka Toitsu A to Z and it's WORLDS of difference. their harmonising has become a lot better, Aya's voice is stronger and less shaky especially on longer held notes, the instrumental has more oomph, there's just more TO their newer songs and I'm so??? incredibly proud. you go PasuPare. you used to be my least favourite band in terms of music but now you're fighting with PoPiPa for the favourite spot. BLESS

Everybody out here being worried about the Angsty HaroHapi event, and I agree. BUT:

I present to you, the idea of;

ANGSTY AFTERGLOW.

I swear, CraftuEggu, don't you dare hurt the good childhood friends.

Edit: This post has been up for quite some time now, and not until now have I realised I wrote Hate instead of Hurt...

I can't believe Kaoru is scarred of heights.

Dancer Sayo and Maya inspired by this post!

my wifey needs more love so I edited her onto the new eli ur from sif

(sorry you're gonna have to click to zoom in bc i dont trust markdown to properly show my image)

PASUPARE IS THE NEXT VICTIM OF THE ANGST,,,

I'm not ready to see Maya hurt... I dunno if my heart can take it...

Meet the unluckiest player who used 17.5k saved and grinded for the WHITE BEGINNINGS box for Best Girl Aya and got not even a single 4-star card

Ask me anything about my story!

Luck statistics (I have video evidence!)

The five 10-pulls (50 total)

3-Star cards: 2 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 12 (7 without guaranteed 3*)
Non-dupe 3-Star cards: 2 + 4 + 2 + 0 + 0 = 8

The solo yolos (20 total)

3-Star cards: NONE, NONE AT ALL = 0

Grand Total (without guaranteed 3*)

4-Star: zero%
3-Star: 7/65 (10.77%)

70-pull chances (total, includes solos)

29.59% chance of Aya: failed

88.14% chance of a 4-star: FAILED

20 solo pulls chances

83.03% chance of a 3-star: FAILED

long post probably

bandori as explained by my sister:

kasumi: shes gay

tae: isnt this the pigeon from love live (kotori)

rimi: a dark haired hajime shino (enstars)

saaya: this is the pigeon again (kotori)

arisa: shes a bottom

ran: shes going through her scene phase

moca: shes also a goth but one of those "i give up" goths

himari: i dont like her design and i dont know why

tomoe: shes gay

tsugumi: shes probably a bottom

kokoro: she probably lives on a sad farm

kaoru: is this souma kanzaki (enstars)

hagumi: the gay orange from that other game (love live)

kanon: wataru hibiki (enstars)

misaki: shes friends with the two goths shes goth herself

aya: you already showed me this one (referring to himari)

hina: its hajime shino with greener hair

chisato: eichi tenshouin (enstars)

maya: i feel like she needs to be protected

eve: she needs better fashion tastes but her hair is cute

yukina: the true power gay

sayo: shes a bottom but shes a powerbottom

lisa: she looks like a 26 year old working at the mall

ako: i want to hug her

rinko: she listens to too much classical music

e: ill clarify that my sister knows nothing about bang dream. after showing her all the girls i asked her who her favorites were and she likes maya and ako the best!! she also thinks yukina and tomoe are the ultimate power gay couple