BREAD THIEF DID THEY JUST-

i love her

big bruh moment. i now love rinko with all my heart uwu

hey banpa beans im supposed to be sleep rn but!!! UGGGGHHH!!! i recovered my bandori account a few days ago and idk im so excited lately i cant even sleep. and when im excited i start feeling mean u feel me... y'all temporarily knocked the villain out of me bc i made a video picking on y'all and u guys were like "omg s o f t b o i" and that messed w/ ur boy's head for a quick second. y'all had me thinking i wasnt really a villain or something but nAHH FAM I STILL GOT IT OK ... i still wanna fight watch me make another video and pick on y'all again i will get u guys to fear me as u should (also like,, i wanna talk about best bandori covers and stuff w/ u guys hehe bUT mostly u should fear me 😤)

oh and also if u havent read the valentine's en event story pls do?? and IF U HAVE READ IT ... DID U LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DID PLS SAY YES ... i havent read an event in 2 or so months legit but this one was so wholesome and pure SLKJDFG precious babby moca just causes trouble wherever she goes and picks on everyone she is my kin and i'd stand shoulder to shoulder w/ her if she were tall enough ahhHHHH!!! GET OUT OF HERE MOCA U MIGHT PICK ON EVERYONE BUT THERES ALWAYS A BIGGER FISH!!!

appreciation post for y'all / the banpa community at large bc theres very few things i love more than laughing, like i'm the type of person that cant finish a joke bc im laughing too hard tryig to tell it. and fam u guys got me busting up sometimes so i just wanna celebrate some favorite moments of mine that i experienced thanks to u guys

• iSoH just in general oh my gosh?? this dude has my sides splitting sometimes like bro ur sense of humor is so dry and ur comments especially have me howling like an organic stag beetle thank yyou for making me laugh so much i love reading everything u post

• allicat one time roasted me for being skinny bc i was pocking on her an d i just ?? IT WAS FNNY BC ALLI IS LIKE A SWEET FAIRY AND U DONT EXPECT HER TO STAB UR EYEBALL SUDdenlY Jjsjdshg she said i would snap in half if i tried to pick up her pot of gold, she rly got me and ive been afraid to pick on her ever since

• one time i made a post talking about short ppl and leprechauns or something and pern was like "you'd think leprechauns would share their gold w/ me bc we're the same height but noooooo" i coULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT LIKE . ITS ONE THING TO PICK ON SMOL PPL BUT WHEN THEY STRT ROASTING THEMSELVES W/ UR JOKES THATS HOW U KNOW UR A VILLAIN HDFKG

• tsubame's post about the rise and fall of bushido dad. i was screaming bc my bandorisona looked so sad and compressed as a smol?? i literally started coughing from gow hard that made me laugh phh my gosh what the HEKC

• i asked ambi if she would shhow me her bandorisona ajd she drew a magnicifcent bandorisona drawing of her flexing her abundantly bulging muscles and ive mever felt so simultaneously intimidated and enchanted by a woman before i'mm like [YODELING IN HIEROGLYPHICS W/ BRITISH ACCENT]

• one time nija told me that she played duck hunt in smash 4 and i got so triggered and started roasting everyhting in the vicinity, and shes just like "dude, did a duck hunt main kill your family or something?" jHSJKS MY STOMAHCB HURts I DIDNT WNANT TO LAUGH AT THAT ONE

oh my goodness there sso many more moments i could mention but basically u guys make me laugh hella hard and i enjoy every single second i spend on this site thabk u fam <3

Edit: THIS WAS THE AMBI BANDORISONA IM SCREAMIGN AGAIN

a few hash tag teenager problems but bandori version

one

garupa: hey wanna come hit my flick notes? ;)

me: sorry my samsung said no we're laggy tonight :(

two

"oh my god no one understands me. i'm so lonely and i don't fit in ANYWHERE. all these boring kids at my school are so overly obsessed with the same stupid shows and celebs and music and they never seem to care about anything unless it's popular. so impressionable. ugh."

ding

"OMG MY ALARM!! THE EVENT IS ENDING IN AN HOUR AND I NEED TO USE UP CHALLENGE POINTS BUT I HAVE BIOLOGY NEXT...well, mRNA is gonna have to wait because I NEED TO TIER FOR MY BABEYYY!!!"

later that week

"oh em eff gee. i read on some random unreliable stranger's twitter that this is amita's favorite yogurt, so i have to eat it even if i think i'll hate it, bc amita. amita is literally an angel and i must love all her favorite foods"

my favorite sif AND bandori experience

my baby sister turned three in september! so around the time bandori was released, she reeeally started to pick up new words and phrases...

...because i was now playing sif AND bandori, she heard a certain phrase a lot...

bushimo

i don't even live with them anymore, so i can only play a couple times a month. she still calls the ipad the "bushimo". so when she wants to play her cat and the hat game, she says "bushimo?"

she calls the tv "bushimo". if she wants to watch the baby einstein episode that shows a bunch of transportation, she says "canoe bushimo!!!" (she really likes the word "canoe" and apparently likes the scene with the canoe where they repeat the word "canoe" an ungodly number of times)

she calls my mom's phone "bushimo". she loves the snapchat dog filter when my mom wants cute pictures with her. so when my mom gets out her phone, sometimes she'll go sit on her lap and say "bushimo puppy!! bushimo puppy!!!!!"

she calls the remote "bushimo".

i can't tell whether this is legendary or just plain sad.

MEGANE RAN

RAN WITH GLASSES

HAPPYGLOW EVENT?

TSUGURAN 4*S?

RAN WITH GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cute or cursed, discuss

So, I got bored and decided to create a possible timeline for the next couple of events up to July. This should help with your saving schedule.

Disclaimer: This might not be 100% accurate. Blossoming in Largo throws a lot off(7-day periods, 2-day hiatuses, BiL has a 9-day period), but I think this is something that works. Let me know if you guys figure anything out.

Let’s Go! Sunset Adventure: March 20 - 27

2 days later

Backstage Pass: March 29 - April 5

2 days later

Blossoming in Largo: April 7 - 16

1 day later

Burning Bushido: April 17 - 24

2 days later

Fluffy Character Championship: April 27 - May 4

3 days later

Double Rainbow: May 7 - 13

5 days later

Girls Anthology: May 18 - 22

2 days later

Neo-Aspect: May 24 - 31

2 days later

Beatin’ in the Rain: June 2 - 9

2 days later

Cursed Well: June 11 - 18

2 days later

Mou Ichido Luminous: June 20 - 27

2 days later

Separated at the Park: June 29 - July 6

mightfixthisagainlaterrrr

Hope this helped!! :)

I wonder what will happen next year, i mean, 3rd years are gonna graduate,,,

i’ve been thinking about this a lot actually

what do you guys think will happen?

theory

chisato's power is so strong that the ww server broke on her bday

"bandori working properly...how fleeting" --seta kaoru