They're soulmates.....

On the bright side, Pastel Palettes is in the top 5.

Hmmm... Something about this feels like false advertising...

did you know? the deltofleetoid beetle has recently been discovered. i would attach a picture but it is so terrifying in nature that i don’t want to disturb anyone’s peace.

this fascinating beetle has a voracious appetite and is parasitic in nature, constantly seeking out prey to refuel its energy. the only flavor it can taste is what scientists call “fleeting”, and so basically it only eats kaoru lol. it strips any kaoru of all the fleeting it has, turning the kaoru into an unimpressive and generic anime filler character.

this beetle, again, was randomly discovered. it was, in fact, not manufactured nor developed by me nor my evil laboratory, which is called FLEETER DELETER.

i repeat, this beetle just happened to get discovered somehow. any who further question the validity of this statement will be called into my evil laboratory so that i may thoroughly convince (and or brainwash) you into believing this. hahaha just kidding... possibly...

who knows what else the scientists may uncover these days

Have I been challenged?

Pastel Palettes: "You're a Ding Dong."

Me: "wow rude"

this is what I hear every time I listen to that song

https://mobile.twitter.com/bangdreamgbp_EN/status/1022527337953415168?s=19 The comments I'm losing my mind

so since the en version of bandori will end up getting version-specifc content, i think its about time i sit down and share my tru dreams w/ u all. after all its the en version and that automatically means any special content we get has to actually be in english, this is indisputable truth. so i made an extensive list of english-specific cover slngs that i hope we get in the future, u can thank me later when these inevitably happen

Poppin’Party cover songs: wanna be startin’ somethin’ by MJ, sweet fantasy by mariah carey, girls just wanna have fun by cyndi lauper, the first pokemon english intro

Afterglow cover songs: goofy goober song from spongebob, anything related to shrek, drake & josh intro but the full version ft. dante from the devil may cry series, possibly every nickelback album as well, the english sonic x intro, kirby: right back at ya! english intro

Pastel*Palettes covers: any song that was sung within a disney princess movie, and as we all expected, a lot more hardcore thrash metal songs

Roselia covers: the intro song to jimmy neutron, zoey 101 intro, spongebob and mr. krabs “this grill is not a home” duet but sung by yukina and lisa

HHW: fairy odd parents intro song, knuckles the echnida’s rap song from sonic adventure, fresh prince of bel air rap, every rap song by will smith, drake’s YOLO, cupid shuffle, cha cha slide, kenan & kel intro, and above all else: the english hamtaro theme song

i hope u guys arent too blown away by my musical taste. some of u might even be crying and thats ok, this is a highly cultured list

EDIT: dont tell me drake’s song is actually called the motto, its not, its the yolo song, every rap fan knows that to be scientifically verified

so apparently HHW has a rap song, “Sekai Nobbinobi Treasure”, and i was very nervous to hear it. i love this group but i’m a massive hip hop fan and i got scared that this was going to be the cringiest thing to ever hit rap. but yo kokoro can S P I T what the friggidy frick man she has bars for the next century

and HHW has the best ad-libs out of all the groups. i need more of this. i need another hip hop HHW song with hagumi and kaoru doing the ad-libs for kokoro like

“Hello, happy flock (ay), beatin down yo block (ay), mess with us you gon be sobbin boy yo teeth get knocked (ay)

hit PoPiPa with the heat (SKRR SKRR), A-Glow can get it like YEET (POP POP), put the L in Roselia fellas i’m tellin ya hello happy cant be beat (BRRRA)”

like that but in japanese please. im getting too deep into this game and i need help

Where did they find this article of me and ducky fam

Me: There's no way Roselia can come out with a song better than ONENESS

Roselia: Releases R

Me: Nevermind.

LISTEN TO R IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN MY LIFE NOWADAYS.