did you know? the deltofleetoid beetle has recently been discovered. i would attach a picture but it is so terrifying in nature that i don’t want to disturb anyone’s peace.

this fascinating beetle has a voracious appetite and is parasitic in nature, constantly seeking out prey to refuel its energy. the only flavor it can taste is what scientists call “fleeting”, and so basically it only eats kaoru lol. it strips any kaoru of all the fleeting it has, turning the kaoru into an unimpressive and generic anime filler character.

this beetle, again, was randomly discovered. it was, in fact, not manufactured nor developed by me nor my evil laboratory, which is called FLEETER DELETER.

i repeat, this beetle just happened to get discovered somehow. any who further question the validity of this statement will be called into my evil laboratory so that i may thoroughly convince (and or brainwash) you into believing this. hahaha just kidding... possibly...

who knows what else the scientists may uncover these days