ok fam im officially done, afterglow has abandoned me and i cant get their cards. i retire from building an afterglow band, i am bushido dad now and let me tell u the frick why, this story finna win some grammys

so i rerolled, for like 100th+ time, u might not know this but i have an evil habit of rerolling everytime i get to like rank 60-70. this time my intent was to get 4str himari through solo yolo, which didnt happen bc i got 4star aya instead.

no worries i tell myself, just get some easy stars and try again. since its so quick to farm stars early on i got 7.5k and then hit the gacha again, this time i get 4* hina lmao. im like “ok dont trip bruh u can still make this happen.”

using the new cards i got my score up to where i could start farming hella stars through SS ranking the songs. between that and band stories / card stories, this time i got up to about 10k stars, so i hit the spooky gacha once more. i was soooo sure himari was coming home after literally 17.5k stars in total on just this one gacha.

fam i got four new 4 stsr and not a single one was himari, but heres the part where i realized i was locked out of getting afterglow: none of the 3 star i got were ghost moca. and none of the 2star ghost tomoe. i also didnt get a single 3 star aglow card period

but u know who came home? lil bu$$$hido $amurai fairy busta, and of course, the initial card of chisato looking hella thuggish. instantaneously i knew she was behind it all

the reason this happened is not just statistics or a coincidence. its bc i abandoned pastel for afterglow, u all saw how i did it. well her gangster headazz came back and brought the squad to block off afterglow cards and remind me of which band i first started memeing about when i joined this website.

the pastels were my original daughters and its about time i go back home. aglow is still my favorite band music-wise but they just cant be my kids like that.

since this account is hella blessed im finally going to stop rerolling after several months of doing it off and on lmao, feel free to add me & i hope u enjoyed this riveting hollywood blockbuster of a father reunited w his kids

overall, Afterglow's Lost One's Weeping is my fav of the new Vocaloid covers but the arrangement for PoPiPa's Romeo & Cinderella is SO BEAUTIFUL??? I love the focus on the piano and how they did the censor beep

uhm,,, U H M,,,,

hima came home t w i c e??????

How the Bandori CMs make it seem:

• Guy gets FC on Normal

• Everybody dies because it's just so damn awesome he FCed a Normal song, guy rips shirt covered in sweat and wins Nobel Peace Prize.

How I make it seem:

• I get FC on Expert

• puts hands up in air yey.

• My friends continue on with life

They're so overdramatized it's actually quite funny.

THE BANPA LUCK IS REAL

I REPEAT, THE BANPA LUCK IS REAL

just look at this insanity!!

my favorite chisato 4-star just waltzes right into my account with her cute, casual style, preceded by my favorite moca 3-star. smug moca? best moca!! i thought that was it, that was all but no, my third favorite girl, misaki, gives me another one of her 4-stars (and the honor of having 4-stars for all attributes!!). and the pull ends with a cute sayo attempting to eat cotton candy like a normal person. (you’re doing great, sweetie!)

i, just... am i even worthy of this?? this is a dreamfes type of pull with 3% rates- has bandori realized how much i love this game? or have you guys just given me good luck with all of your “like or repost to get a 4star in your next pull” posts? i’m going to assume it’s both, with a side of banpa being such a wholesome influence that all who come here get wonderful luck.

i’m incredibly grateful ;;

feels bad yukina :^(

Y'all we're sleeping on the most important thing about Kaoru's Alien Alien outfit.

She's wearing shorts and thigh highs

Thank you to everybody that wished me luck with my rerolls!! I rly appreciate the ppl that offered to help me if i needed it ;___; you guys are also so kind to me ahh ;; i love my ducky fam!! ❤

Im gonna give away some decent jp reroll accounts. The only rules are that i'll need a way to message you the code bc i dont want to publicly share it so it doesn't get stolen. Also, dont take it if you wont really use it uwu

Account 1:

Account 2: (taken)

OMG.... what is this scout? XD (I don't know why but it seems Hina love me x3)

Interesting thing: i scouted this from the power gacha... XD

psa not related to bandori

hi i'm an anorexic and i'm sick and tired of people telling me that eating junk food "isn't healthy" like um. bitch. in case you haven't noticed i'm 164 cm tall and weigh abt 43 kg (not to mention i've been gaining weight, i was dangerously low at one point), so just be glad i'm eating at all?

i'm trying my best. everyone with an eating disorder is.

in conclusion:

don't poke fun at or criticize the food choices of those with eating disorders. be glad they're eating. feel free to offer them healthy snacks in a KIND way or nicely guide them in the right direction. but don't criticize, it just makes it worse. be their support, not their worst critic.

This is actually beautiful

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Looks like Roselia has their own 6th Member