my brain: hey guess what

me: kill me now what the fuck do you want

my brain: its that time again and its coming in 2 months

me: no no no im not ready for such emotional pressure!!! save me!!!

my brain: its only...

me: finals.. yep i know definitely looking forward to those

my brain: oh and also

me: what now? cant you see im busy sleeping

my brain: what do you think of the letter "p"?

me: im gonna lock myself in the bathroom for eternity goodbye

my brain: [brings very large box] youre gonna need this. a box full of survival supplies

me: on second thought, im gonna jump out of the window now and also why remind me its been a year

me: aND IM TAKING THE FRIDGE WITH ME SO I CAN EAT BEFORE I DIE

my brain: that doesnt make se- yknow im gonna stop talking bc if i continue shes gonna thrash me. note to self: dont talk to a koneko while shes trying to sleep especially the things she stresses out about like performance, people and literally everything else that starts with a p even pancakes(she hates making them but loves eating them)

im dying migraines arent fun and god knows where i put my fuCKING ADVIL