So, I'm at a toddler's birthday party right now and I am tremendously bored.

I tried watching YouTube but the DJ is TOO HECKING LOUD, my phone is going to die soon, I ate the same boring food everyone serves at every party, I have around five mosquito bites on my body, I REALLY want to draw, and these kids keep wanting to play tag with me.

Halp.

Edit: My phone died so I'm writing this the following morning. So, I'm going to list some of the more memorable moments of this party.

•I tried marshmallows for the first time ( they were good )

•There was this game a clown made up where kids had go and get their parents' wallets, watches, phones, etc. and bring them to her in exchange for kids prizes. My sister won and got a crappy art set that I would never use

•There was a point where the DJ didn't know what song to play, so he just put in Dora the Explorer intros... and then remixed versions...

•My mom had to bring home our cakes slices and two cupcakes she got for my sister and I ( I haven't eaten cupcakes in years I think ) and she had my dad help carry the food, and as soon as we entered the house my dad dropped the cupcakes as they were on the top of the stack ;-;

I believe that is it, so my advice to you if you have to go to a boring party is...

Text your friends, and if your phone dies, bring a book and go to the farest corner of the yard to hopefully drown out the DJ's crappy music choices. If that doesn't work, just constantly ask to go to the bathroom and cry. Your parents will think you are sick and bring you home.