After 2 Arisa-Dupes in-game, and the fact that I have used the BanDori scout-simulator and pressed 10 Plays (With DreamFes Rates) over 100 times, I can with confidence conclude:

Sakura Arisa hates me.

Press like to give me a 1% higher chance of getting Sakura Arisa sometime in my life.

well fam. i thought id set up a jp account for fun, its been months since i messed around on that version. i do my first full pull to get started and, can u guess what i got?? no thats ok, ill go ahead and show u

of course, what else other than a lovely reminder from my pastel kiddos about whose dad i am. a reminder that i am never, under any circumstance, allowed to leave or stray from these girls again. a reminder that failure to abide by these rules may result in severe punishmentv .

a reminder that i am, regardless of which version of the game i choose to play, under a constant glittering and sparkling fuwa-fuwa surveillance

ahhaah man it sure is grreat to be bushido dad

EDIT: alli gave me a starter account w/ a 4* hina on it (may she be forever blessed) and i gathered enough stars to do my first full pull on that account. im not making this stuff up fam im really a dedicated father out here. i show my kids love and they show it back

Me: Welp, I'm ready to spend. But first, let's see how far I can get with 1000 stars...

Sees like or repost for 4 star someone did

Me: Eh, why not.

Like

Goes for 60 stars solo pull

Me: Ah, a 2 star? Well, I kinda expected that... Actually, now that I think about this, I shouldn't waste my stars that I'm saving for Lisa-nee...

My brain: Nah, do another one.

Me: Wai-

Does a solo pull, Rainbow glow sticks

Me: W-WHA, A 4 STAR? IS IT YUKINA???

tap

New Misaki: Sup.

Me: GSGEBDUDBEUWGAHQUQTW

To those still trying to get Misaki: PRESS THAT LIKE BUTTON ON THOSE LIKE OR REPOST THINGS

guaranteed 4* pull gives me a blessed best girl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYJHWADGAJHF AYA CAME HOME SHE FINABLLY CAMNE HOME THANLKS FOR BRINGINF KANON W/ YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me: !!! let's scout! maybe something goo-

bandori: rainbows glowsticks

me:

bandori:

ran i love you ok

Don’t angry scout like I did at 12am. The spirit of eve’s bushido gods can feel it and you’ll end up with trash.

IM GOING TO CRY SHE cAME HOME ON MY LASt PULL AND THIS IS MY FIRST DOUBLE 4* PULL !!!!!

hhhhh amidst all the afterglow hype i neED BAD BEAR SO BaDLY BLEASE MISAKI BLEASE

My brain: Hey, Wana do a roll for shiz n giggles?

Me: mmk. Hope I get a Roselia card...

Tap

Tanabata Sayo: Hi.

Me: OMGHAGEVSHSBEGWHQHWTS

Playing JP for the first time. I really wanted to play Life Will Change and that was it but dude the library’s so awesome—

However I think all my luck just got spent on getting a good starting team