i had a mini and not legit spelling bee with my ela class and i went down spelling garbanzo how pitiful ..... so afterwards, my teacher announced that the top 2 will be going to the actual tournament. well one of the top 2 sat at my table so i pulled something that i immediately regretted. this is basically how it went:

me: oh haha you won?

my friend: yeah...? you were there so you know that

me: you should wear a bee costume to the tournament

my friend: why should i do that?

me: cause it’s a spelling bee

my friend: what the hell

yeah so corny jokes apparently crack me up rlly hard. that’s why i should definitely(not)become a comedian