eve: reporting for duty, bushido dad!!

maya: ayyyy whats good i came to party lmao

eve: i have brought reinforcements in the form of myself and the legendary yamato blade, father!

aya: hey dad we all wanted to give u yet another surprise 😇

hina: just a message of love from ur pastel daughters! arent we the best kids ev--

himari: hold it right there, u slick little glittering bucket headed fairies. ur not about to steal dad like that

tomoe: yeah hell nah 😤😤😤 hes our tsugurific dad too!!! i dare y'all to try me im finna stomp all four of u out have u lookin like pastel*paste

me: wHhhATS GOING ON KIDS,, CALM DOWN theres enough dad for everyone!!! lets just--

solo yolo'd moca: no, father. we saw waht the pastels did on ur jp account. they out here snaking fr. afterglow bouta cut the grass on these pastel fools this means WAR

me: wahT WHAT IS HAPPENING ANYMORE

(to be continued)