If this site has a ducky mom and a bushido dad then what are the children?

Edit: Just wanted to let you guys know I don't ship Bushido dad and Alli in the slightest! I just noticed that we literally have a user with dad in the name and another that calls herself a mother and they're arguably the most well-known people on this website, so that would make us the children. Not in a weird in creepy way.