TODAYA IS DEC 7TH AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

THATS RIGHT ITS CHU2S BIRTHDAY

(essay coming up)

CHU2 MY WIFE YOU ARE SWEET EXCELLENT AND UNSTOPPABLE I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDROUS BIRTHDAY YOU LITERALLY GIVE ME LIFE YOU ARE PERFECT YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM STILL EXISTING IF YOU WERE NEVER CREATED I WOULDVE DIED SO THANK YOU THAT YOU EXIST CHU2 PLS KEEP ON BEING SWEET EXCELLENT AND UNSTOPPABLE MAKE SURE TO KISS PAREO ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CAUSE IF YOU DONT I WILL ACTUALLY CRI SO YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHU2

im now reading this and realizing how cringey that entire thing was