let's do a little thing! this was going around on Twitter a while ago, but I feel like it could be fun if it catches on here. maybe just because I have something very sadistic to request for whomever dares

under this post, comment anything you want me to say (as in, physically, into a microphone) and I'll record it. anything. could be a quote, an answer to a question, a poem, a tonguetwister, heck even a song. no matter how long (unless it's like ... the whole Bee Movie script ... let's keep it reasonable)

you can choose to be either kind or make me suffer ... I'll try my best but cannot promise satisfying results

//e: I'll move most of these to tomorrow cause it's almost 10pm and if I'm loud past that my neighbours could technically call the police on me so. yeah. but keep em coming