I took 5 hours to write the frist one, but some of them weren't insults at all. This post is meant to actually try and do something seen as controversial? I find this type of stuff fun, and also to actually share some of my passive aggressive opinions to bushiroad... PLEASE, I don't want anyone taking this really seriously, I'm just doing my 8 best girls + Tsugumi because... Something... Yes it is another passive aggressive note to bushiroad and a poorly big, big roast
Kasei tries to insult my best girls because I want to show what some of their problems are and passive aggressively feedback bushiroad to do what we actually need and stop giving characters who have more than 8 four stars cards, and also it's a different post who isn't really like really nice and stuff, I mean, I've never been nice...
I'll start in band order
Tae: I get it, you like hamburger. SOOOOOO QUIRKY. Tae please stop food isn't a personality.
I would pay to eat Hamburger with Tae ngl
Rimi: Sweetie you should get better friends Tae's food loving made you from an actual good character to "I like Choco cornets" in no time
I do think she had a HUGE downfall, but her development from the band story 0, 1 and old event stories save her a lot for me
Himari: People like Himari more for her personality than her development, I mean who likes something that doesn't really exist?
HUH???? DO YOU GET IT BUSHIROAD???? get to work now
Tomoe: Imagine that in order for people to like you they have to look at trivia on the fandom wiki, and read comics and episodes that isn't really the main point of Bandori, just to not be ignored and just seen as the "sister of the group" that we almost have in any Bandori band, also Bushiroad hates you so much that you also got a bad Halloween nurse and also a burger king worker.
this hurt.... A lot.... But... IT'S TRUE BUSHI-
Maya: Imagine being relatable but actually not having stans. This post was made by the Moca gang
Stan Maya
Eve: Even Bushido is getting tired of you because of how much you talk about Japan, Yoshitsune is also disappointed EVE HOW CAN YOU DISAPPOINT HIM???
Penitention to make Eve the spotlight in band story 3
Chisato, five words: I want to hakanai you
Chisato is already pretty good so she only gets Hakanaid, which is BAD
Hagumi:
Bushiroad: I forgot something, but don't remember what
Craftegg: Mabye if you forgot, it wasn't important
Bushiroad: Mabye you're right...
Hagumi's really well thought out backstory with actual amazing potential: :((((
Bonus Tsugumi fun fact: There is a subtle joke in Tsugumi being Noir ( Haru ) in the Persona 5 collab, the joke being that she and Haru have the same amount of screentime
