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July 15, 2018 07:08:59 +0000 (UTC)

iloveallbandorigirls

alright so we got the next part of the tier list, tier B. girls in tier B can be down but they arent gonna do something stupid like ran and hagumi. if ur best girl dont end up here then im sorry lmao C tier and D tier are gonna be painful

B TIER

Kokoro: ok lemme explain this one. kokoro herself is not bodying dudes left and right. but she got three killers w/ her at all times and these are grown azz women. kokoro is B tier bc let’s say u bully her at school but she doesnt realize it. she goes home and casually mentions what u did at school & automatically ur life is thru. those grown azz women will kidnap u, torture u in a basement, and then “accidentally” let u escape. u go back home and take a shower but really these rich azz women just hired a hitman to hide in ur toilet & wait for u. he comes out and shoots u in the spleen while ur shampooing, ur done

Saya: shes kinda similar to kokoro. she doesnt have killers but everyone, and i mean EVERYONE rides for saya. like people be worshipping her bread lmao. dudes be laying on the street so she can walk over mud without getting dirty. her eyes are so pretty that she hypnotizes lesbians accidentally & then they just instantly ready to stab somebody for her. it doesnt matter who u are, if u like girls then ur hella down for saya. people be taking bullets and speeding trains if its for her convenience, and she doesnt even know it. u cant even look at saya wrong because u will have to run tae’s fade guaranteed, tae got 20 hands so thats 20 fades. she’ll have u looking like a bobble headazz, ol wacky waving inflatable arms flailing tube man headazz.

Lisa: lmao so i was thinkig of who else goes here and then i remembered lisas secret. she hella sneaky so u probably dont know it, but just ask: why is lisa always wearing big, loose clothing? she built like a linebacker thats why. lisa got muscle on top of muscle, dwayne johnson headazz, putting dudes in headlocks headazz. u know the real reason yukina always so quick to listen to lisa. its because she know if she doesnt, lisa finna stone cold stunner her azz. LMAO im so serious this is why everybody suddenly starts actin right when lisa show up for practice. nobody wants to get put thru the nearest window so they all on their best behavior. even moca quick to apologize when she teasing lisa bc she dont wanna get bodied. lisa is an og but shes hard to piss off so shes only in b tier

Yukina: ok so yukina submits to lisa but she aint taking crap from a single other person. the game literally calls her a diva multiple times, i know for a fact that yukina is about that life if u push her. her main power is her voice which can explode the eadrums of anyone in earshot, she a long range fighter. the big problem tho is that yukina spends so much time singing that she forgets to eat. so shes kinda paper thin, like up close she can get a good slap in but once u push her she gets carried by the breeze & then shes just gone. this fr why she the birdcage diva, lisas buff headazz had to lock her in an actual cage so she doesnt get blown away. if u let yukina out the cage she not ever coming back lmao, so shes b tier cause she cant do much in close combat

Kasumi: heck yeah kasumi can be a down chick. shes too damn eager not to be. kasumi always getting hella hyped over everything and shes too loud, so people get fed up & they wanna throw hands w/ her. but kasumi is that chick to pull out a knife and smile in a fist fight & make the crowd hella scared, she kind of crazy lowkey, nobody is that happy all the time. except she doesnt pull out a knife, she picks up her whole guitar between her toes and slams it upside dudes heads

its called “random star” because dudes really be getting concussions from kasumi. like u go home to make a sandwich after getting bodied by her & u keep seeing random stars flashing in and out of ur vision. then u go into a coma & nobody knows whats wrong, meanwhile kasumi still crazy and looking for that sparkling moment. she get hyped seeing the way her guitar makes dudes blood sparkle when she beatin them over the head. AND she still looking for that heart-pounding moment, she chants “doki doki” when she knocking fools 10 ft thru the air w/ her guitar. kasumi is a hype monster who lives for bloodthirst but she usually gets enough excitement seeing arisa get beat, so she not really down all the time

lol i did a special for kasumi since it was her bday, and now we got C tier and D tier left. again i’m sorry for y’all if ur best girl wasnt in these first three tiers, these last two are all downhill lmao