Dear Miss Arisa Ichigaya,

I will not deny that you’ve spoiled me a little in the past. Showing up for Valentine’s and Christmas despite my meagre star supply was very nice and I’m grateful.

But look here, young lady. I was prepared this time. The 47.5k sorta prepared. I resisted the dreaded gacha urges for you, I got a T100 for you, I performed rituals for you and scouted sitting at a white Roland digital piano for maximum effect, and yet.

What do you want me to do, hm? I am a mere human being and cannot become a blowhole-possessing creature of the sea.

Sincerely,

A frustrated victim of RNGsus