rlly odd post about a bad joke but who cares so here we go

soooo i was at a hotel/casino with my dad(who i haven’t seen in FOREVER) and my little brother(who is literally hina). last night we, along with my mom and stepdad went to dinner. the adults were catching up on things and my brother made a joke that involved oranges and my dad was like “no son you have to be holding an orange for it to be funny”

there was a ketchup bottle on the table

so when my parents asked me what’s been up, i took my shot. i screeched:

“let’S KETCHUP! ahahahaahah.....”

the whole restaurant heard me. my parents actually laughed bc they’re into that and my brother was like wtf.

that’s why you don’t want to be seen with me in public