wow hello you beautiful people, i am in true disbelief. here i was going about my business and then out of the blue my long lost son appears. did you guys know he was my child? i sure did not ahahahahhhhgggg

can we discuss this. look at this handsome young man right here. he is afflicted with a severe case of smol at 5'6", and at 51 kg or 112 pounds for us americans, my son can be launched as a deadly projectile. before you rhink i'm talking trash, understand: i am a feather father like my son, very throwable despite being tol. i identify with him you see and that makes me love him even more

there's also his classy fashion sense to discuss. i love the whole look he's got going on, and purple is always a top 5 choice. i don't like his hairstyle, but that's ok, i like it on him bc he's my son and i'm a free-spirited father. he's expressing himself, and if he wants to express himself as a blonde mushroom, then so be it

he plays the drums, and of this i could not be more proud. there can never be enough appreciation for drummers in general. as his father i hope he receives all of the love and affection due him. thank you that is all