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July 15, 2018 07:08:59 +0000 (UTC)

iloveallbandorigirls

alright so we got the next part of the tier list, tier B. girls in tier B can be down but they arent gonna do something stupid like ran and hagumi. if ur best girl dont end up here then im sorry lmao C tier and D tier are gonna be painful

B TIER

Kokoro: ok lemme explain this one. kokoro herself is not bodying dudes left and right. but she got three killers w/ her at all times and these are grown azz women. kokoro is B tier bc let’s say u bully her at school but she doesnt realize it. she goes home and casually mentions what u did at school & automatically ur life is thru. those grown azz women will kidnap u, torture u in a basement, and then “accidentally” let u escape. u go back home and take a shower but really these rich azz women just hired a hitman to hide in ur toilet & wait for u. he comes out and shoots u in the spleen while ur shampooing, ur done

Saya: shes kinda similar to kokoro. she doesnt have killers but everyone, and i mean EVERYONE rides for saya. like people be worshipping her bread lmao. dudes be laying on the street so she can walk over mud without getting dirty. her eyes are so pretty that she hypnotizes lesbians accidentally & then they just instantly ready to stab somebody for her. it doesnt matter who u are, if u like girls then ur hella down for saya. people be taking bullets and speeding trains if its for her convenience, and she doesnt even know it. u cant even look at saya wrong because u will have to run tae’s fade guaranteed, tae got 20 hands so thats 20 fades. she’ll have u looking like a bobble headazz, ol wacky waving inflatable arms flailing tube man headazz.

Lisa: lmao so i was thinkig of who else goes here and then i remembered lisas secret. she hella sneaky so u probably dont know it, but just ask: why is lisa always wearing big, loose clothing? she built like a linebacker thats why. lisa got muscle on top of muscle, dwayne johnson headazz, putting dudes in headlocks headazz. u know the real reason yukina always so quick to listen to lisa. its because she know if she doesnt, lisa finna stone cold stunner her azz. LMAO im so serious this is why everybody suddenly starts actin right when lisa show up for practice. nobody wants to get put thru the nearest window so they all on their best behavior. even moca quick to apologize when she teasing lisa bc she dont wanna get bodied. lisa is an og but shes hard to piss off so shes only in b tier

Yukina: ok so yukina submits to lisa but she aint taking crap from a single other person. the game literally calls her a diva multiple times, i know for a fact that yukina is about that life if u push her. her main power is her voice which can explode the eadrums of anyone in earshot, she a long range fighter. the big problem tho is that yukina spends so much time singing that she forgets to eat. so shes kinda paper thin, like up close she can get a good slap in but once u push her she gets carried by the breeze & then shes just gone. this fr why she the birdcage diva, lisas buff headazz had to lock her in an actual cage so she doesnt get blown away. if u let yukina out the cage she not ever coming back lmao, so shes b tier cause she cant do much in close combat

Kasumi: heck yeah kasumi can be a down chick. shes too damn eager not to be. kasumi always getting hella hyped over everything and shes too loud, so people get fed up & they wanna throw hands w/ her. but kasumi is that chick to pull out a knife and smile in a fist fight & make the crowd hella scared, she kind of crazy lowkey, nobody is that happy all the time. except she doesnt pull out a knife, she picks up her whole guitar between her toes and slams it upside dudes heads

its called “random star” because dudes really be getting concussions from kasumi. like u go home to make a sandwich after getting bodied by her & u keep seeing random stars flashing in and out of ur vision. then u go into a coma & nobody knows whats wrong, meanwhile kasumi still crazy and looking for that sparkling moment. she get hyped seeing the way her guitar makes dudes blood sparkle when she beatin them over the head. AND she still looking for that heart-pounding moment, she chants “doki doki” when she knocking fools 10 ft thru the air w/ her guitar. kasumi is a hype monster who lives for bloodthirst but she usually gets enough excitement seeing arisa get beat, so she not really down all the time

lol i did a special for kasumi since it was her bday, and now we got C tier and D tier left. again i’m sorry for y’all if ur best girl wasnt in these first three tiers, these last two are all downhill lmao

July 15, 2018 22:59:13 +0000 (UTC)

ChibiZeru

Why did it take me THIS LONG to listen to Romeo? hmmmmmm...... it is so amesing !!!!!!! And Kaoru and Kokoro sound so gaaaaaaaa....

I cant even, the song is to amesing on eternal repeat

July 15, 2018 06:46:33 +0000 (UTC)

animebronie596
This is probably the closest I’ll get to an army of a single character

This is probably the closest I’ll get to an army of a single character

July 14, 2018 06:43:36 +0000 (UTC)

iloveallbandorigirls

i’m bAcK whats good fam we got the next part of our tier list, the A tier

i was gonna add it to the last post but i dont want it to end up being this massive block of text u gotta scroll through just to see other people’s posts. so heres A tier lol

A TIER

Hina: hina is CRAZY y’all im not even joking. she can master anything she tries, and this includes snatching some poor fool’s weave. but hina doesnt stop there, cause she gets bored of everything. hina the type of chick to walk up, grab somebody head and slam it on her knee. but shes already learned the ultimate power of life and death, she enlightened already, she found all the dragon balls, chaos emeralds, she got all three triforce pieces, so dudes heads just be exploding instantly when she knee them. and she just wipes it all off and says “LOODOODOO” or whatever the hell sort of evil chanting she be saying that translates to boppin. like this chick walking around with a super saiyan glow and just dissolving peoples faces instantly. the only reason she aint higher is cause she gets tired of killing everyone in one hit so shes not always down to fight. ol zappin headazz, instant death headazz, omae wa moe shindeiru lookin headazz, sailor moon + jojos bizarre adventure headazz, saitama heada—

Sayo: the thing with sayo is that shes always associated with hina. hina be eviscerating dudes and they families hurt so dudes be getting their homies for revenge & they go after sayo cause they think she aint bout it. like EVERYBODY know sayo aint as strong as hina, so people always startin fights with her. bur if you’ve seen sayo’s angry face ingame u know she cursed as hell and bout that beatdown life. but sayo the hella graceful type and she the thinnest character in the game by a wide margin. PLUS she dances. u ever tried to fight the cinnaman stick dude from those applejack commercials? same thing. u throwin jabs but she does the splits & breakdances on ur ribcage, shattering each bone... u try to grab her & she just slips thru ur fingers like some prison bars. here i come i am hikawa-san headazz on some capoiera type crap

Kaoru: y’all thought i was finna do this girl dirty cause im trying to delete her. i dont pick fights with fictional characters unless they bout it. and kaoru is down, she literally thinks shes an actual oldschool prince. and u know those ancient dudes were jousting each other and runnin up on fools with swords and maces. remember the wedding dress event? kaoru was not messin around, she was finna chokeslam ako on saya’s behalf. on some “GET BEhInD ME DOCTOR” type ish, she might have caught some 1s from tomoe but she was so down y’all. why u think im trying to delete her in the first place??? she finna give someone a fleeting headbutt on behalf of some little kitten. kaoru mad crazy but depending on her role she might not be bout that life, so i cant put her higher

Eve: eve is like hina, she could be higher but shes too sweet to want to destroy the world. first of all eve is from europe so automatically she a giant. attack of the 50 foot shark headazz. but more importantly eve has the souls of 1,000 ancient samurai trapped in her body. she feeds off of the bushido in other people & drains their energy. eve is literally cell, stickin people with her braids & sapping them til they all flat, eve on some straight up demonic ish. this girl slices mid-air petals in half with a wooden sword, and she was finna break a whole damn tree in half with a wooden sword too if she hadnt been stopped. she told aya to swing a sword down at her head so she could catch it with her eyebrow muscles. “THIS IS MY HUG OF TRUE LOVE” she screams as she instantly decimates every scientifically known bone in chisatos body with the force of a gorilla. chisato aint walkin right after that and everybody know about it lmao

Arisa: LMAO yes i love arisa and she is hella down but she not really bout it. arisa the type of character that always gets beat up by the new villain to show how dangerous they are. like she talks so much trash but then she get the same black eye everytime lmaooo theres always some stupid reason why she loses

the villain makes her keyboard explode and one of the keys hits her eyes so she cant see, then she gets knocked out

one of her pigtails gets caught on a hook so she cant dodge & she just eats an entire knee to the face

she trips and lands on a venomous snake, gets paralyzed & the villain just body slams her soul into the 4th dimension

arisa always taking Ls every fight but her mouth never gets any smaller. she got the quickest smack talk but cant do anything when she actually gettin smacked. shes the type to go and snitch on u to tae so tae will come and knock u into next tuesday. but arisa on her own aint bout it. she got little t rex arms so she cant block incoming hands fast enough, & her legs are so short that she cant jump high enough to slap ur face. she got a fighting spirit but every time a new fighter shows up, arisa finna end up in the corner covered in the broken pieces of keyboard. every episode. somebody gotta put her parts back together everytime. shes that cyborg dude who always getting bodied from one punch man

next is b tier lmao and the b tier is for girls who can be about that down chick life but they don’t live it

July 13, 2018 15:11:46 +0000 (UTC)

Allicat

This event made me love tomoe 100x more so she's second fav girl in afterglow now :')

i need a respect tomoe juice meme lol
edit: thanks for these fresh memes <3

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July 13, 2018 15:53:46 +0000 (UTC)

iloveallbandorigirls

ok y’all this is my 100% official bang dream tier list. it was even approved and sponsored by both Bucchi and CraftEcku. this is the legitimate and indisputable “downest chick” tier list, and basically it ranks the girls in order of how down/ready they are to throw hands, throw 1s and 2s, beat somebody up

remember this is official ok so let’s start with the highest tier and i’ll explain each girl briefly

S TIER

Ran: dont tell me ran aint no down chick. everything about her is ready to pull up on somebody, she acts like the quietest member of afterglow but she actually has the least chill. i know y’all saw how she wanted to put her foot in yukina’s mouth when yukina said she wasnt all that skilled. the only reason ran hasnt bodied anyone yet is tomoe, moca is too slow to physically stop her

tomoe: lol ok so even though tomoe stops ran from bodying people, i think tomoe is hella down herself. imagine if ran was being stupid & got into a fight, but shes getting 3v1’d or something like that. dont tell me tomoe would not jump in there and start throwing elbows with her big ol self. her big ol fit headazz banging giant taiko drums and dancing... tomoe would knock somebody out period

Tae: lmao tae is a weirdo y’all and she’s super down to fight. i know y’all saw the rabbit event; when she said she thought arisa wanted to fight, i think she actually meant it. shes super big and she manhandles like 20 rabbits at a time. if u count a hand for reach rabbit, tae got 20 hands and 20 arms y’all. she on some dbz type ish. ol broly headazz, cell and piccolo headazz, tall as a skyscraper headazz. and while shes whooping you senseless shes probably thinking about her cute little rabbits or some type of merciless crap

Chisato: i love chisato but shes lowkey super catty. y’all saw how she was crushing aya’s dreams on some villainous type ish in their band story. chisa lives on thug life energy drink & the only that would stop her from fighting is if it endangered her image as an idol. chisato hella small too so she’s hard to hit. like u punch her but she ducking and then karate chops ur legs, giving u shin splints instantly cause shes so low to the ground

Hagumi: hagumi look like the scrappiest girl in this game lmao, she’s so down for anything. shes the type to fight and think that whoever gets a black eye first loses, and shes having fun even when u smash ur whole elbow in her nose. shes already so good at physical activities and shes small, so its like trying to fight a monkey. hagumi will swing from a tree and then punch u like donkey kong when ur back is turned

A tier will be next soon, and then B tier, until we hit D tier